4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

Dan’s friend doesn’t have much in the way of a neck either does he!

40mins of trying to shoe horn some interest into Jules & Cam’s commitment ceremony. Just let them live happily ever after...and bring on the drama & fakery

Insta’s sister is sensible

Everyone around Daaaaan and InstaJ are hugely sensible and right to call lust instead of love.

Why are they such a pair of muppets?

@LewisFan

Well, Daaaaaaaaaan's mates are sensible folk

Well Chris is, Bree didn't even get a word in 😂

Jess doesn't want to hurt anymore people??

No ones else going to get hurt love regardless of what you decide, no one gives a shit, including Dan

Did they curl her hair by wrapping it round multiple hairbrushes and leaving them stuck in her barnet while she got her makeup done?

I really feel sorry for Insta.

Well, a bit.

She's had a shit life, according to her and mentioned something about this being the best she's been in 5 years which is right around the time she met her dad.

So I'm thinking her trauma history and abandonment issues = throwing yourself at someone who symbolises "good dad" (single fathers always = good dads, right?) and Daaaaaaaaaan walked in and Bam! Jess falls "in love".

How much are the ixperts paid? I want some of it

Sunbird24

They’ve done that hairbrush thing on Towie - I’m sure of it. Must be a hairstylist styling thing.

I got a hairbrush stuck in my hair before a wedding. I wrapped more hair over it andy flower or two it became a quiffy thing.

I would not allow more than one brush in my hair for fear of the same.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck heavy speech.

Dan looks like he knows he needs to run because she may well turn into a proper nutcase stalker. But he’s got no guts.

Unconditional love??? After 1 bastard week??

Noooooo wtaf !!! Mother material my arse

Good GRIEF!!! I feel sorry for the kid

Oh you idiot child.your maw is going to hand your arse to you on a plate.

What the hell!!

His poor son!

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Oh you idiot child.your maw is going to hand your arse to you on a plate.

They need to film that!!

I've kept chicken in the fridge longer than this relationship. The power of Little Dan over Big Dan is quite something

That dress doesn't not suit Jess.

A bastard week on the nest.

And love?

And rings?

She must have a marvellous minge.

@PickleC

I've kept chicken in the fridge longer than this relationship. The power of Little Dan over Big Dan is quite something

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