4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

There ye are 🐓 🐓

Back to Mafs then.

The weirdness of cam asking InstaJ and daaaan to kiss is troubling me. Why would he do that? Looking at Jules acting all motherly round him Is bothering me too. It is like he is a teen.

Eau de Jocasta.

Ah yes, the Cam Cry!!

Hmm - if they show the videos to everyone the dull hammering I hear may be the last nail in the coffin for Mark and Ning. Would they make Daaaan and Insta watch their weddings tho or some soft focus montage of them both sneaking about and texting?

He looked like a man at his wedding vows.

He’s dropped 15 years.

I do like how they really seem to like eachother though.
Mi agree - she is maybe just ‘proving’ what good mam material she is to him.

An I love you bear??? Is that from Jess?

Jesus. Full on. Full onnnnnnnnnn

This Jules and Cam shiz is pure filler 🥱🥱 They could cut all their waffle out and squeeze in another couple.

I can't decide which way it'll go for the two renegades! I'm leaning towards a lot of long pauses and dramatic music followed by "stay" but would much prefer some good dramz at the altar.

Cam and Jules will say aye.

Not sure about Daaaan.

Jess’ll say yes but not sure about him. I can’t believe she is willing to uproot her life after a week of humping. I would find that scary.

Bet Daaaaan does too.

He’s just blown his mother’s mind!

Little daaaaaaan will say yes.

We will see how loud little daaaaan will shout.

God help me but I’m starting to feel a tiny bit sorry for insta.

How shit has her life been for her so far to be scrabbling so hard to play happy families with daaaan the stranger? After a week?

Aussies start every single sentence with the word 'Look'

Ok, have now decided I really like Dan's mum!

Me too noprivatespy

She was hugely sensible.

Even though her face is still 20 years younger than her neck.

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Dans mum would win hands down over Jess !

I'd pay to see Insta try to take her on!

I’d rather Cam had been asking to see that rather than a kiss.

Some folk aren’t catering to our needs...

I hope Dan goes ahead with it, but only if we get to see the first and all subsequent meetings between Dans Mum, his sister and Jess 😁

Timmy be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

You’ve read my mind happiness

littlered

I. WILL. OBEY.

Well, Daaaaaaaaaan's mates are sensible folk

[quote TheLittleRedToothbrush]@LewisFan

TheLittleRedToothbrush
Dans mum would win hands down over Jess ! 
I'd pay to see Insta try to take her on!

Haha we've already began a go fund me !!! [/quote]