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4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/02/2021 21:06

There ye are 🐓 🐓

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JaneJeffer · 23/02/2021 14:08

I think Jess isn't the full shilling but Martha is just plain nasty. Dan's mammy wouldn't be happy even if he brought Kate Middleton home.

TheLittleRedToothbrush · 23/02/2021 14:18

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waitingforgranny · 23/02/2021 14:27

Oh god! How is this on for another week? Get got the end. What they gonna do to keep it interesting? Throw in some additional couples?

runningpink · 23/02/2021 14:56

Looks like it’s 8.30pm for rest of week as well. That’s annoying me as much as Martha and Jess.

I think/hope Dan will dump her at the reunion but Jess will not see that coming at all so hopefully her reaction will be worthwhile viewing.

I would like to think Michael will see sense and dump Martha but he’s under her spell so doubt it.

MrsGRamsay · 23/02/2021 17:07

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell many thanks for ‘rippahaahh’ summary! Have to rush off —because it’s lights out and lock up after getting our dinner at 4pm— I have to argue with the cleaner about the state of my curtains (not the beef ones). X

MrsGRamsay · 23/02/2021 17:08

That was a failed strike through!

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 23/02/2021 18:51

Will there be a reunion show this week? I'm hoping it's revealed that Jess spoke to Nick before she then opted for Dan. would love to see Dan and Cyrells reaction’

I’d pay to see dans mummy take on Jess

Happy to pay for both 😁

Pay per view Mafs. Who knew? 😁

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chocolatesaltyballs22 · 23/02/2021 18:54

Just playing catch up with last night's episode. Jess's dress actually offends me. I mean, could she show any more flesh if she tried? Have some class.

As for Marrrrfa, does she think she's on a Saga cruise with that sparkly number? It's hideous.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 23/02/2021 18:59

Level 5 clingon Grin

Aye - limpet.

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NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 23/02/2021 19:17

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Jess is really ugly isn't she ... I don't mean looks wise !
Hell yes.
NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 23/02/2021 19:20

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

I'd pay to see dans mummy take on Jess 🤣
Ring side seats for all of us!
mrstea301 · 23/02/2021 19:24

Oh dear oh dear!!

Marfa is a complete arsehole, I hope Michael was paying attention when she was hand waving away cheating on your partner. Although her assessment of him could justify that - he’s just trotted into the experiment and been given a wife, he might as well stick with her and not have to go to the hassle of finding someone else.

Jess is just a nightmare! I’m glad jules dug her up, and I hope Dan dumps her at his first opportunity. If he doesn’t, I’m sure his mum will do the job for him. Can’t believe she said she was in love with him and asked him if he loved her - I thought the blonde impertinent was going to vomit with the tension!

I think mark has done the right thing by not sleeping with Ning, he’s acted with integrity, but I feel like the writing will be on the wall with that, it’s pretty clear that he doesn’t see a future.

Heidi and Mike... it’s defo a Venus/Mars thing, they’re just taking two completely different languages, and he is a prize gaslighter. I don’t think she’s entirely wrong but with him wanting her to take full responsibility for everything - it’s a bit Ross/Rachel. Jess is a mixing wee bitch tho, just trying to drop bombs to deflect away from any hassle for herself!

awaynboilyurheid · 23/02/2021 19:24

Sheldon Heidi has prostrated herself at the altar of clubby book Mike. He is delighted that she has absolved him of all blame for being a thoughtless arsehole sometimes. It really is quite incredible”
I totally agree with this summary,
As Cyrillic would say he thinks he’s kingdingaling!

Confusedandshaken · 23/02/2021 19:26

@JaneJeffer

I wish they would do a double episode on Friday instead of dragging it over to Monday.
Brilliant idea
TheLittleRedToothbrush · 23/02/2021 19:40

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ihatethecold · 23/02/2021 19:50

This series has entered my husband’s and I (see what I did there) subconscious.

We have developed terrible Ozzie accents and can’t stop saying “Came here for love” whenever we enter a room. 😂

TippledPink · 23/02/2021 19:52

I can't stand Jess and Martha- Martha seems to have Jess's back no matter what shit she does or what a deplorable human she is! Can't believe she said everyone cheats whilst Michael is sat next to her- watch out Michael! Jules was so right about them acting like girls, can't see how Martha can justify sticking up for Jess laughing and rolling her eyes at Mike and Heidi, she really is a nasty person.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 23/02/2021 20:02

littlered

I have chambermaided a million years and about 7 dress sizes ago. I don’t care to relive that with a sprinkle of seasickness.

I watch masterchef for purty food, the odd documentary or travel programme for the views and filthy house sos for cleaning.

I can’t get into this either 🤷‍♀️

I do not care for my viewing to be fecked around with. This could have been on at 2030. Angry

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 23/02/2021 20:10

€15000 euros tip?

How t’other half live.

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TheLittleRedToothbrush · 23/02/2021 20:16

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 23/02/2021 20:19

I watch all manner of televisual shite. I zone out and forget real life and it is a treat.

Watching toffs spaff about 12 grand on a TIP does not make for relaxing viewing.

Jealous? Maybe. Probably. Aye, ok then. 😆

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theliverpoolone · 23/02/2021 20:22

I saw in the newsagents that Jess and Martha are both on the front cover of Closer magazine - keeping their celeb status going.....Hmm

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 23/02/2021 20:26

That said, that gobby bint Hannah would be over the yacht side.imagine calling a colleague a trash bag. Nasty ccaaaah.

I’ve seen enough of it to work that out littlered

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TheLittleRedToothbrush · 23/02/2021 20:28

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 23/02/2021 20:38

Never watched it at all either. Wink

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