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Same! Carla is boring me to death!!!

Great granny fanny

Still don't like Nicks kid 😂

I've been trying to think who Simon's drug dealer side-kick reminds me of. Its just come to me... Mark Almond of Soft Cell!

Doesn't Yasmeen already have a chicken called Emily?

@SchadenfreudePersonified I would keep Roy and probably another 2 or 3 characters but other than that a good idea. Definitely new writers too!

Oh shut up Yasmeen you whingebag

Yasmeen is so ungrateful 😜

Was the lad they put in the boot the same one that Todd was paying to pretend to Paul on the helpline?

And stop whinging and whining, both Elaine and Yazmeen.

It's all so bloody miserable.

Elaine's voice is like nails down a blackboard

Gails hair has to be a wig right? It’s at that constant needs a hair cut in your face level, she can’t be having 1mm cut off every week to keep it exact. Someone hold her down and give it a proper cut!

Why has Sam got a Deliveroo box on his back?

Am I missing something? Why couldn't Simon just say to Nick ' Sam took my bag, please can I have it back?' And how could so many people be out and about (sometimes in pouring rain and sometimes not) and yet nobody saw Sam sitting outside the chippy on his own?

Yes to whoever said it's like the actors can't be bothered - Eileen in particular was grim(shaw) this evening - really poor. And I thought the same about the bag - just ask Nick to fetch it from the house - no problem. I like Sam. What a long hour that was.
Cauliflower Wellington anyone?

Audrey suddenly looks younger than both Gail and Eileen

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Still don't like Nicks kid 😂

One of those little snots you would cheerfully drown in a bucket.

[quote FlowerOfTheValley]@SchadenfreudePersonified I would keep Roy and probably another 2 or 3 characters but other than that a good idea. Definitely new writers too![/quote]
I like Roy - Mary has potential as does Maureen Lipman's character. Her obsession with the Toblerone was a delight.

I like Sam! He's cute.

I like Sam too. I felt sorry for him tonight.

Pennyroyal I wondered if it was the same boy in the boot too. I’m getting sick of gangsta teen storylines.

I hate Eileen.

The writers can go.There is just one stupid unbelievable story after another now.

Okay. Elaine is completely unbearable.

Poor Johnny. He seems to have put about 5 stone on. I didn't realise that prison food was that good.

Can they just kill Eileen off.

Jonny story line is just depressing. We have another 5months of him in prison looking sad and half talking to cats and shadows. With Gary doing pep talks. No story there really, unless we are going get to know his cell mate.

Everyone is getting back to normal after house sales, deaths or nearly dying in a freezer.