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Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 20:42

Will this do?

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SinisterBumFacedCat · 17/02/2021 23:46

Tamara was incredibly dignified in her response to Dan.

Karwomannghia · 17/02/2021 23:47

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows just my iPhone and it worked fine the last couple of nights. Also tried my iPad but it’s ancient and can’t cope with many things!

AKissAndASmile · 17/02/2021 23:48

Today 23:39doghairismyglitter

After watching tonight’s show, I actually felt a bit grubby and ashamed of myself, to watch Mick cry & look so genuinely broken, all for the sake of ‘entertainment
Yeah when he sobbed it struck me just how awful this is.

Dan had the grace to look ashamed. Jessika seemed to be enjoying it. When Dan was saying sorry to Tamara while Jess was talking, and Tamara interrupted him to say "stop whispering 'I'm sorry' ", Jessika just wanted to continue droning on about herself. 🙄

HagenDaz · 17/02/2021 23:50

At that point, if I was Tamara, I would have told him to f off.

Poorlykitten · 17/02/2021 23:56

I hate myself for watching this absolute garbage. Jess and Martha have just been horrendous humans.

JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows · 17/02/2021 23:57

[quote Karwomannghia]@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows just my iPhone and it worked fine the last couple of nights. Also tried my iPad but it’s ancient and can’t cope with many things![/quote]
It doesn't work on my iPhone but it does on my iPad and smart TV

JaneJeffer · 18/02/2021 00:03

Poor Mick. I had thought he knew exactly what was going on but obviously he didn't. It was heartbreaking to see him cry. If only he could do comedy crying like Cam. Ah well he can get back to his farm now and he'll be much happier.

Dan was a nervous wreck. What's he going to be like in the dock? You're going down mate! As Jess probably said after this evening's shenanigans.

BastardGoDarkly · 18/02/2021 00:08

Yep, there was no way the "counsellors " producers would say no to that, guaranteed drama.
Dying to know Martha's big reveal, im worried for poor bit thick trusting Micheal.
DH felt sorry fir Mike, but I honestly think he does gaslight and patronise her, as well as only thinking about himself. They need to split.

happinessischocolate · 18/02/2021 00:10

Jess is a bit of a psycho, every drama she causes she just doesn't care, she only looked shocked tonight when she saw Dan reaction and realised that maybe it was a big deal. Dan for all his faults was shaking, a lot, he looked bloody terrified, like he thought they were going to attack him.

At the dinner party, Mike having a go at her was just water off a ducks back, and then she says afterwards, how difficult or distressing it was, no because if it was you wouldnt keep doing it. But here you are the next day causing drama again and loving it.

I think that's why Mark didn't even bother with her. Micko said to him that she only does it for the drama, and quite honestly if Ning is going to take Jess' word over Mark's then no conversation with Jess is going to change that.

TippledPink · 18/02/2021 00:20

@Pimlicojo

I've been reading this thread but not commented before. I almost gave up in the last 2 episodes because I couldn't believe how utterly awful Jess and Martha are.

Jess is selfish and self absorbed. But Martha is disgusting, the worst kind of person. Stirs the shit and then steps right back away from the smell. She's sly and manipulative. Just horrible.

I loved the way Mike took Jess on. I've changed my view of him a lot.

Agreed RE Mike- I thought he was a bit of a dick in the beginning, he wasn't very nice to Lizzie, took Sam's side even though he was the one in the wrong and Mike just seemed too laddy. Now I have really warmed to him. I respect his views on things and how he approaches it. I really wish him and Heidi could sort it out, I think they make a great couple but she is an overthinker and he has been single for too long so probably needs to work on thinking of someone else.
Dia12 · 18/02/2021 00:29

I share everyone's disgust at Jess and Martha's behaviour....absolute cockroaches.
But what astounds me more is the fact that both of them are thriving from their insta fame since the show. How? Why? What's wrong with society giving these sorts of vile people celeb status?!

JaneJeffer · 18/02/2021 00:31

Just looked at the link. This is shocking

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AKissAndASmile · 18/02/2021 00:32

@Dia12

I share everyone's disgust at Jess and Martha's behaviour....absolute cockroaches. But what astounds me more is the fact that both of them are thriving from their insta fame since the show. How? Why? What's wrong with society giving these sorts of vile people celeb status?!
So trueSad
AKissAndASmile · 18/02/2021 00:33

@JaneJeffer

Just looked at the link. This is shocking
To be fair, she's got a shit-load of make-up on in that first picture, and a completely different hair colour.
SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/02/2021 00:34

I’m out on call and have yet to see tonight’s one.

I’m living it through the thread.

I don’t think I want to see mick cry.

Especially over the heads of that clarty midden. Sad

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BastardGoDarkly · 18/02/2021 00:42

Clarty midden Grin

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 18/02/2021 00:44

CLARTY MIDDEN Grin

As per usual, I am behind and will catch up tomorrow

JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows · 18/02/2021 01:04

On a similar appearance change note - can anyone help me put my finger on what on Earth has happened to Ashley from season 5 (picture from then and from last month)? Has she had surgery on her face? At first I thought she'd gained weight, but actually her arms look the same so maybe she's just had a boob job?

Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.
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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/02/2021 05:48

Look like fillers for breakfast, lunch and tea.

And additional boobagery.

One on each side of the chest. And one under each eye.

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happinessischocolate · 18/02/2021 06:47

Yeah looks like loads of fillers in the cheak bones, fuck knows why, she doesnt look like herself anymore.

You'd think that after watching themselves on tv, they'd realise how awful the lips or the unmoving face look and step away from the surgery, but they don't, they go full hog

I had to laugh when Mike said about Jess' trout pout, she kept saying don't you know how insulting that is, and he was looking at her like he was thinking but that's what you have love, and you paid for it 😁

bibliomania · 18/02/2021 07:15

Mike has not redeemed himself in my eyes. I've no problem with him calling out Jess, but you can criticize someone's behaviour without attacking their appearance. And "Get back to your knitting" is pure sexism. He wants to dominate. I think he's awful.

AllTheUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken · 18/02/2021 07:58

@doghairismyglitter

After watching tonight’s show, I actually felt a bit grubby and ashamed of myself, to watch Mick cry & look so genuinely broken, all for the sake of ‘entertainment’

It was a great idea for a show & I loved the earlier series; but it’s sold it’s soul to the devil now.
I’m out, won’t be watching anymore.

I’m with you. I’ve deleted the series link from my sky box. Any tiny ounce of integrity the show had was destroyed yesterday and we landed firmly in Love Island territory.

I’m VERY surprised by Cam and Jools’ reaction. They’ve been crying about it for three weeks but now they’re fine? I think the producers must have offered them a bung of money to stay. They both live in Sydney and are going great so it would be easy for them to leave and continue without the show. I can’t think of any other reason they wouldn’t just Jack it in.

Pimlicojo · 18/02/2021 07:58

I'm glad others felt the same about last night's episode. I felt uncomfortable watching it and feel ashamed that I watched adults being so humiliated that they were reduced to tears. Poor Mick. The sad thing is that the only time I saw Jess being remotely nice was when she was at his farm and after her initial squealing seemed to settle in and enjoy herself.

I was disappointed in Jules and Cam last night. They just want to be surrounded by fluffy happiness whereas the others are clearly outraged that Dan and Jess have been allowed to stay. Poor Jules just strikes me as desperate to get married and have children and she doesn't want anything to jeopardise that happening.

Tamara seemed like a nice girl but there was something about the way she behaved that didn't ring true to me. I don't know why. It was almost like she had been told how to behave and what to say. If someone told me she was an actress playing a part I wouldn't be surprised.

happinessischocolate · 18/02/2021 08:04

@bibliomania

Mike has not redeemed himself in my eyes. I've no problem with him calling out Jess, but you can criticize someone's behaviour without attacking their appearance. And "Get back to your knitting" is pure sexism. He wants to dominate. I think he's awful.
I think when Mike said "trout pout" he actually meant duck face as in posing for selfies, but then Jess kept going on about it and I think he then realised, but still didn't know the difference, and she does have a trout pout, if you needed a picture to demonstrate trout pout she would be top of the list
SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 18/02/2021 08:11

The get back to your knitting was uncalled for.

The trout pout?

I took it to mean that she did her insta pouting all the time rather than the fell on my kisser from a great height look.

Happy to be wrong. Smile

I was too busy being chuffed that someone bothered to call her out. The lack of that has gripped my giblets.

I’ve not seen last night yet but I’d be cross if Dan wasn’t copping some heat for it all as well.

But. InstaJ has been so ruddy smug through it that I’ve been shouting myself. Fine if you meet your dream guy. But be honest instead of sneaking around. End things and move on. The triumphant and defiant look all the time is grating.6

To do it the way they’ve done it (so that they can save big bucks on travel) is shameful.

People have maybe invested more than they should considering it is but an ixperiment. Feelings have been hurt by the sound of it (mick crying) and to have such a callous disregard for people makes for a bloody ugly person. No matter how filled and injected or muscly you are.

I’m not fond of Mike but I’m glad he said what he said. Pout and all. (Just not the knitting bit!)

It hardly bothered her considering she has gone a lot bigger in that department. Wink

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