Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

The alien/mannequin look

#filteredasfuck

I think the look that passed between Ning and Mark was priceless.

So far Jess has caused drama in the relationships of

Cyril and Nic
Heidi and Mike
Mark and Ning

Plus Tams marriage and Micks marriage. I won’t include that Twat Dan.

Her mouth looks like a cross bar cycling injury.

OMG, I see it now... Jess does look like her dad!

Thanks for the new link @Knackerelli
Tamara doesn't look like a real person. She's so photoshopped. Just went to her Instagram and I can't tell what she looks like.

I think my favourite bit of this whole series has been Jess's dad threatening to teach Mick how to shear a sheep

If feels so fake. The whole show. Why send 2 couples in at a later date? The whole couple
Swap thing was engineered. That's what they hoped would happen to the couples who were just fizzling out.

And then to pretend that it's the ixperts who decide if they can stay and not the Producers

Why would they refuse them when it creates more drama? And to keep banging on that it's happened naturally because it's an "ixperiment"

No it's not, it's highly produced and set up

So angry on behalf of Mick and Tam.

And the ixperts saying - 'Oh they have a heart connection'. Yeah right. Its their hearts that connected ten minutes after cameras stopped rolling.

No way will Heidi and Mike last. I think she should set him free.

The poor guy literally breathed and she was like 'what was that?' He said 'oh sorry, I just breathed' 🤣🤣

Is anyone else fuming that the others are all ok with it? Where's Cyclone Cyrell when you need her?

@AKissAndASmile

No way will Heidi and Mike last. I think she should set him free.

The poor guy literally breathed and she was like 'what was that?' He said 'oh sorry, I just breathed' 🤣🤣

😂😂

They're both lovely people but so incompatible.

When Heidi was saying to Mike at the dinner party about "you always give people solutions and sometime they don't want to change they just want to talk," no Heidi that's just you, you want to talk and you don't want a solution because you just like talking it over and over and over.

Ugh my goooood Martha is desperately overdue a smack in her smug sneering face. Piping up against poor Mick who already felt a fool. What a cow.

I think her "bombshell" will be that she has doubts about her and Michael. All the better for Michael as she is a cold, vain piece of work.

Very disappointed in Jules and Cam giving it their benevolent seal of approval. Mike has my full respect for having enough about him to actually say something. Cyrell was def missed tonight!!

Lego Dan continues to get away with it 🙄

I wonder if Jules and Cam were told to say something with a more positive note to back up the producers decision. I actually don't think they're good with it at all, but don't forget they are not fans of the drama either.

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Catching up Friday.

Wtaf was that with the sobbyathon?

Jess finally admitting that she is staying so that she doesn’t have to pay for travel to see how her new romance will work. Sake.

Lady my arse.

Mike getting emosh because he was a selfish shite about towels and food.
What a bout of self pity.

Heidi might be a bit of drama llam but to say she is emotionally abusive. Right back at ye mate. Just because the ixpirts have your back, your hands round her neck, the smugness at always having back up and not realising that you’re selfish and inconsiderate. There is a reason you have never said you have loved someone. You’ve been too busy loving yourself.

Mike’s dad Bob is a lovely dude. I’d like a bob. It is a shame Mike isn’t a little Bob.

Dan’s dinner partay? Why hasn’t he voiced all this to Tam before he had his NatKing?

Ah. There is that dinner party with Micko and the rellies. I thought I hadn’t fallen asleep and missed it!

She thinks it amusing that her dad might kill mick? I would find it horrifying to even entertain that my dad would act like that.

And she is that close to her bro and dad and was that horrified at what Mick had said that she didn’t even tell them? Yeah right.

I love Micko even more for admitting it and saying it as it was. And I admire that the bro and dad said they’d got too lairy.

And she can’t even be honest about Dan in front of her precious family.

My great big two-pig-sized-aaaaaarse.

Lol the plot thickens... Only Ning was left out of that barge>> Are you secretly her, now revealing top gossip commentay as you were there......It is something a 32yr old woild do...and Ning is only 32 lol lol lol ol

Going off subject a bit.

The way Heidi dies her hair is annoying me. That weird massive side parting.

Her hair is so lush but that bit looks shit.

(Says me with roots from last March)

I’ve 20 years at least on Ning (well her tv age anyway) and my face still moves so that would be a no louisa

I think her dinner was the next episode though I could be wrong. I’d a bit of a marathon with it and possibly just forgot her...

Oopsy

I want Heidi’s hair and I’d have it a whatever way it was parted.

Says me with bum length hair that hasn’t seen scissors for 18 months.

Oh yes. Make no mistake. It is as gummidge as you imagine.

Martha is an absolute oddball. Michael's blind to her vileness.

Mike is a gas lighter at times but her breathed out and she was like "what was that?!" Chill Winston

Heidi's parting is turning into a comb over parting to rival Donald's

I think it's probably just due to her needing her hair dyed and maybe even permed, her hair had a normal parting when they got married

Dan is awful not to tell Tamara in advance.

“I came here for love is getting very old.”

I loved the look on Ning’s face after they sat down and it was so clear Mark had made the right decision.

I loved the fact Mick hugged Dan and said ‘Don’t do it, seriously. For the love of God you’re better than that, Champ.”

Mick and Tamara handled it so well.

I would be thinking about my family sitting down with Jess or Dan, trying to accept them into their families.

Oh that expert is mad, a heart connection! The thing is it’s not going to be interesting, is it.?The whole interest was that they were sneaking around. I think with Andrew and Cheryl, they were each others’ booby prizes! And it didn’t go well, so more drama.

Michael and Martha are so boring now, they are the new Jules and Cam. The only couple I really care about now are Ning and Mark. I think Mike would be mad to stay with Heidi, I’ve really gone off her.

@Karwomannghia

I’m trying to watch the reunion show on shvideo (I watched the others already on there) but it’s not playing, anyone had this?

@Karwomannghia what device are you trying it on,

I've been reading this thread but not commented before. I almost gave up in the last 2 episodes because I couldn't believe how utterly awful Jess and Martha are.

Jess is selfish and self absorbed. But Martha is disgusting, the worst kind of person. Stirs the shit and then steps right back away from the smell. She's sly and manipulative. Just horrible.

I loved the way Mike took Jess on. I've changed my view of him a lot.

The only way it is a heart connection is if he tries to hit her heart from the inside with the tip of little Dan.

My aaaaaaarse it is to do with the heart.

After watching tonight’s show, I actually felt a bit grubby and ashamed of myself, to watch Mick cry & look so genuinely broken, all for the sake of ‘entertainment’

It was a great idea for a show & I loved the earlier series; but it’s sold it’s soul to the devil now.
I’m out, won’t be watching anymore.