Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

Omg the leather clad ixpert is a competent fool

Experiments have parameters and rules- it isn't a difficult decision *biggest eye roll ever

It's an ixperimint and this his hippened within the ixperimint....

The ixperts are basically validating infidelity now

But they both actually said Leave, so going by the rules they should be leaving

Ugh, at this point I had to switch off from it, the whole thing is just ridiculous and just a copy from the previous season 🙄

😡😡😡

'It's not built on lust'
What a joke

If I was in the impertinent, I'd ice them out entirely and pretend they weren't there at any mixed events.

Surprised Jules and Cam being ok with it!

Impertinent I clearly meant ixperiment

They're totally having 'intimacy' tonight!

Martha looking so smug. She would have been up the creek for the last week without her side bitch.

It wouldn't be an experiment if we intervened, so lets intervene and let them continue .......

or

This would be the biggest bore if there wasn't all the pretend manipulation of the viewer and scripted fake reality - oh dear, Oz must be so ashamed of this ixport

@theliverpoolone

But they both actually said Leave, so going by the rules they should be leaving

Wait...you want them to follow the rules of the ixperiment!

I wonder what Martha’s bombshell is for Michael.
Hopefully it’s enough for him to see sense and run!

I’m trying to watch the reunion show on shvideo (I watched the others already on there) but it’s not playing, anyone had this?

I caved in and googled Jess. She doesn’t even look like a human anymore. 🤮

@SinisterBumFacedCat take a screenshot and post it for us (so I don't have to risk seeing spoilers). Please, please, please

😂

@Karwomannghia

I’m trying to watch the reunion show on shvideo (I watched the others already on there) but it’s not playing, anyone had this?

It's working fine on my laptop but I find it a bit glitchy on my tablet.

I wondered if she was trying to go susie lashes with the bob.

Grrrr!

I'm disappointed in Jules and Cam being all right with it. Jules even gave JesSicko a tender smile 🙄.

I don't know why Mike had to say 'I like you, mate' to Dan. That pissed me off too.

Did Tam hug Martha? I didn't notice if they said goodbye. I'd have blanked her myself for being such a snake.

I LOVED Mick shaking Dan's hand and then hugging him and whispering 'dont do it, mate. You're better than this, mate'. Dan looked so ashamed! 😂