Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

It's the Jess show

yeah just seems a lot of people whinging about how they wont watch it anymore etc.

You do know it's not mandatory to read this thread?

@Branleuse

yeah just seems a lot of people whinging about how they wont watch it anymore etc.

So?

Jess must use many layers of filters as on a HD TV she ain't alm that and a bag of potato chips. She has daddy issues.

@Silenceisgolden20 - Marfa obviously got her way w the straighteners

Did anyone notice Tamara using her straighteners unplugged?

@Borisjohnsonshairbrush

Jess must use many layers of filters as on a HD TV she ain't alm that and a bag of potato chips. She has daddy issues.

She's an angel face from heaven.

I'm desperate for someone's tit to pop out. It's only a matter of time.

Hahaha 😂

She's an angel face from heaven.

I snuck ahead. Tonight's episode, scripted or otherwise, is a doozy.

Also, did anyone see this??

@AKissAndASmile

You do know it's not mandatory to read this thread?

IT IS MANDATORY.

@JorisBonson ooh, really?! I really want to watch ahead but DS isn't letting me
Yes, someone posted that story about Dan a page or two back.

@Branleuse

@TierFourTears that’s an interesting link, thanks
But weird that Billy said that his house on the home stay was an air bnb because he had a flat mate that didn’t want to be filmed.
So what was all the weirdness about maybe his flatmate had sweetener...? 🤔

Maybe it was more that he didn’t know if the production team had got some in for him? 😂

That was weird. Expected Mark and Ning to deal with it but they didn’t. I get that Mark isn’t into drama and confrontation but he could have gone to talk as a 4 away from the others. It’s sooooo frustrating!!! I loved Mike tonight! Yes he was rude to Jess but he was bang on. Laughed when he said to Michael “Nice to hear from you.” I would’ve been proud if I was Heidi. If she’d said look you’re right and I’m proud of you but let’s leave it now, it would have been ok between them. I’m not usually a fan of Mike.
Dan only wants to get into Jess’s pants then he’ll be off home.

@RuggeryBuggery another of his white lies!

@Branleuse I think those that are annoyed (including me) are so because we’ve watched previous series and seen some genuine couples and enjoyed their ‘journeys’ but this time it’s off the scale trashy. I expect that on Love Island and don’t watch it. I won’t watch this after this series ends either.

The only person to audition for this series was Matt -The-Virgin?!

Please god don't let it get like Love Island! I am the ultimate lover of all the OG trash but even I loathe most of the current shite. The dating program that goes on after MAFS gives me actual rage.

LOL at Dan Webb Lego Head being described as "MAFS heartthrob". Er no. Must have written it himself, or his mum.

Excited for tonight! Does calling it a "doozy" mean it's good or bad?! 😅

Why didn't someone ask Mark if he actually said that?!

@JaneJeffer

Why didn't someone ask Mark if he actually said that?!

I WAS SCREAMING THAT

Why didn't someone ask Mark if he actually said that?!

Or even ask Mick if he'd said that to Jess!

I have to say, I am warming to Ning. I was shocked by her attitude at the beginning but now she has mellowed a bit I like her more.