Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

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Will this do?

What was it Mark supposedly said? I missed that and am confused.

I will really be ticked if it goes all love island.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind it. But if I wanted to watch love island I would.

The fact is I’m tuning into MAFS and it has got a wee bit shite. I’ll still probably watch as I’m ever hopeful it’ll go good again, but it does tick me off that they’ve gone down the contrived route.

As others have said, no way could they sneak off and kiss without stickybeaks peering round corners.

Cyril would have had a hair extension or twenty hauled out.

Micko would probably get malkied in a dark street.

There should have been an iron mark on that gold skirt.

And someone would have been down for a MAP or a swab after getting itchy.

It doesn’t feel real...

That said if they bring out the ruddy sippycups they have on LoveIsland I’ll have to go.

Got a vex.

Cyril would have had hair extensions hauled out of marfa I meant.

I don't mean to excite anyone but have you heard about the ultimate reunion which features couples from several seasons?

Best not to watch now as there's season six spoilers but it is available online. Troy, Ashley, Sarah (as in Sarah and Telv), Ines, Dean, Tracey, DaviNA, Cyrell all in one room

No spoilers just a look at some of the procedures some of the girls have had. It’s sad.
apple.news/AGGiQEDlpSB2FKl5EaDVWgA

@Yellowtopaz That he and Mick were going to go on the pull for lots of 'bitches'

@Knackerelli I can't access that link- it says I need an apple device or something

Today 18:49TippledPink

@Yellowtopaz That he and Mick were going to go on the pull for lots of 'bitches'

And by the end of yesterday's episode it was prostitutes! WTF?! It makes it even more baffling that Mark kept quiet.

[quote Benjispruce2]@Branleuse I think those that are annoyed (including me) are so because we’ve watched previous series and seen some genuine couples and enjoyed their ‘journeys’ but this time it’s off the scale trashy. I expect that on Love Island and don’t watch it. I won’t watch this after this series ends either.[/quote]
Yeah i get that. I think last series was starting to get a bit like this with Davina and it seems ramped up a gear for this series, but its really keeping me going through lockdown.

Looking forward to this evening!

🤦‍♀️ really hoping Dan is going to have a word with Tam and tell her before he tells the whole group... but it’s not looking good.
That would be kind wouldn’t it.
And same with Jess and Mick but that won’t happen.
Spose it wouldn’t be so dramatic though
Grrrr

@RuggeryBuggery exactly. Yesterday Jess did say they should tell Tam first - but no, drama comes first. If they really don't know - the not knowing could all be fake of course

Aahhhhhhh!!!! Feels!!!!!

Jess looks so smug, I want to go Cyclone Cyrell on her

@Knackerelli - omg Tamara - she looks hideous now. She was attractive in a slightly quirky way before & now she’s now like all the other barbies.

I don't believe it's Nings walls. She doesn't fancy Mark. It is so obvious

Anyone over 12 who uses the word ‘feels’ should get a swift hoof with pointy shoe.

It does not give me anything other than the rage.

Is this link better?
closeronline.co.uk/entertainment/tv-movies/married-at-first-sight-australia-surgery/

I agree, Tamara has changed and not imho for the better.

I looked at the linky.

All girls pretty much unrecognisable.

Porn doll pout and a pointy triangular chin ain’t pretty.

Thank goodness it just looks like the insta pose thing - it can’t be real life.

No one needs to be having a 45degree chin.

Deluded...

"My heart is pure, my heart is golden" AHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HAAA she is funny!

Stand up comedian right there!

Poor Mick and Tam
How humiliating.

At least Mick had checked out long ago. Harder for Tam, she was still living with Dan, wasnt she.

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

I don't mean to excite anyone but have you heard about the ultimate reunion which features couples from several seasons?

Best not to watch now as there's season six spoilers but it is available online. Troy, Ashley, Sarah (as in Sarah and Telv), Ines, Dean, Tracey, DaviNA, Cyrell all in one room

Yes indeed! It's available now on SH videos however Lizzie is in S7 so I'm going to give that a go before I watch the reunion as there are S7 people in it.