Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

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Will this do?

Martha's amazing plastic boobs are even more annoying. Just because she paid a lot of money for them doesn't mean they need to be on display like that. They're boobs not sports trophies.

Oh the irony of Martha sticking her nose in to tell Cyrell to mind her own business.

@summersounds

Whether Martha stuck up for her friend is still wrong as she is facilitating Jess n Dan cheating, Jess may be Marta's friend but what about Tamara & Mike feelings ? Martha is as selfish and horrible as Jess.

The way she spoke down to Cyril was rude and superior especially when she told Cyril "youse" is not a word in that condensing manner she did, as if Martha speaks the queen English, which she definitely does not. Martha is a spiteful evil little madam who probably never met anyone like Cyril who sticks up for herself and what's right and doesn't suck up to her, whilst everyone does.

Martha is a fake shit stirring spoilt racist vindictive awful person . Anyone who thinks she is nice is deluded and this is why fake awful ppl tend to be popular and adored

I agree with you fwiw

Martha is fucking awful. I'd rather Jess over her.

The experts should not be forcing Mick to stay. Do they honestly think he's going to suddenly have a change of heart?

I think Jess is pretty sad and I pity her.
Dan is just after a shag with her, he’ll change his tune as soon as they’ve slept together I suspect.
And she’s the one taking all the flack from the others.
He’s such a dick and she’s looking for affection in all the wrong places.
Love Mick and always thought he wouldn’t be manipulated and play along with the producers but I’m not sure how, maybe that was naive anyway.
Wonder what gets Cam sobbing in the next episode! 🤔

I just wish Nick had said something. And when Martha was chatting to her husband beforehand I thought she was saying the right things about how Jess should leave and pursue it on the outside. Then suddenly she is defending her decision. Horrible! Poor Tamara and Mick

Wonder what gets Cam sobbing in the next episode

My money is on Jules trying to wear that gold shiny sunray pleated skirt again.

It nearly did for me...

Oh my god why is Mick staying? Why doesn’t he just walk? Obviously being paid. So annoying to see Dan sit there and Tamara said said nothing about her convo with Jess. It’s sooooooo fake. Last series for me.

Martha’s correction of Cyrell was out of hand and I can’t believe Michael . What a wimp!

Well I'm a couple of episodes behind but I think Cyril was crazy to deliberately sabotage her relationship. She told her brother some details of her relationship with Nic knowing it would be red rag to a bull. She set Nic a test. He was supposed to "fight" her brother and whoever "won" earned the right to protect her. She accused Nic of giving in too easily when bully brother said he had to leave. Nic "failed" the test. Her plan backfired completely.
What a crazy way to behave in a relationship. She's nuts.
Poor "stabby stabby" kisses Mark. He's no chance with Ning. I am watching this with my DH, he can't believe it. (Ive seen series 4 and 5 so know what it's all about). He watches very little TV and NO reality TV. Poor man, he thinks it's all genuine. He's lovin' it !!!!!

Oh ffs.
Jules and Cam. Crying over the others. Jesus wept. What a couple of melts trying to get camera time.

I thought that at first but actually I think it would be bloody exhausting being around such nightmare people, especially if you are the type who doesn't like confrontation.

Mike saying he was going to leave Heidi because he couldn't realise that he should have offered to get her food from his takeaway and been more considerate is so odd. He's so oblivious to his faults.

Jess is a class A b. She doesn't need to pursue anything. She's incredibly selfish and so is Dan. Poor Tamara should be told the truth. Dan constantly saying he needs to figure it out when he's already snogged her twice is just such a cop out. I want Mick to throw some cow dung from his farm at them both.

Mike’s dad is a waaaayyyyy better therapist than any of the ixperts!

Mike saying he was going to leave Heidi because he couldn't realise that he should have offered to get her food from his takeaway and been more considerate is so odd. He's so oblivious to his faults.

We know so little about what actually happened. Maybe he got his takeaway first because it was further away, maybe he offered her some of his food but he's vegan so maybe she said no. We can't really take a side as we know fuck all, other than she had no food and they had a row.

@Borisjohnsonshairbrush

Oh ffs. Jules and Cam. Crying over the others. Jesus wept. What a couple of melts trying to get camera time.

I really liked them until this point and now it's just stupid. Why are they crying? Cos Jess wants to shag Dan? Or they want more camera time?

Mike's parents were lovely. Martha's, on the other hand..

It was such a fake cry from cam. So fake its pathetic.

They need to get a grip.

@happinessischocolate Considering his previous behaviour I doubt this was any different. I find it very odd how people can give him the benefit of the doubt as we've seen his treatment of Heidi throughout the process and his ability to shit stir between other couples. We can't all just get splinters from sitting on the fence.

Free Mick

Today 20:04Jenitherabbit

Mike saying he was going to leave Heidi because he couldn't realise that he should have offered to get her food from his takeaway and been more considerate is so odd. He's so oblivious to his faults.
But it was obviously much more than what Heidi said. She called him an arsehole. She yelled at him. She is such hard work. Even airing your dirty laundry like that in front of his parents . ..who does that?!. She was loving it.

Re Jules and Cam, Jules was stressed at all the imperfect couples ruining their idyll and Cam was just upset at seeing Jules upset. I thought it was sweet.

Dan can't string two sentences together. He's actually the least attractive man in this ixperiment.

I don't think it was sweet.......I think it was weird

For gods sake why couldn't Mike have phoned Heidi or texted her to tell her the place was closed & to see what she'd like instead. I can't believe he came back with just his own dinner- who does that???
But I think he's an idiot..

@AKissAndASmile I think most of the women on here resort to yelling as they can't handle their emotions. Some of them seem to thrive on drama like Jess, Martha and Cyrell. I do wonder if Heidi has a terrible romantic past as she seems to react incredibly badly to things but I don't think he's totally innocent either.