Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

Wow they spent ages on Cyrell & Nic on the couch!

Can people please stop hinting at what they found on Insta

My resolve is weakening!

Am I allowed to say that Mick put up a photo of a pig’s arse on Insta this morning?

Well now that's fine @HagenDaz

PIGS AAAAAAAAARSE

Hmm, italics fail.

I'm really surprised Nic never called Jess out on her propositioning of him although I'm sure he must have told Mick as they seem to have always got on well.
Pleased that Susie and Billy are gone, they were so dull and took up valuable airtime

Underlined is so much more meaningful! Poor Mick I thought he was going to cry.

I thought that about Nic too. Very restrained of him not to stick the knife in.

I did wonder if the reason he was suddenly 'leave, leave, leave' was because he thought he had a chance with Jess. I hope not though.

I did wonder if the reason he was suddenly 'leave, leave, leave' was because he thought he had a chance with Jess. I hope not though.
Who are you talking about?

It was so contrived tonight when the ixperts asked Cyrell to weigh in on the Jessika and Mick situation. 🙄

@HagenDaz

Am I allowed to say that Mick put up a photo of a pig’s arse on Insta this morning?

I don't think Nic wants Jess! I'm sad him and Cyrell didn't stay.

What kind of bullshit was Martha spouting? She knows the truth but she was trying to make out nothing was going on.

I’m very baffled as to why Jess and Dan only feel they can get to know each other if they carry on with the show. It’s not as if they can’t meet up afterwards. They live on opposite sides of the country but if the fancy each other that much one of them could fork out for an internal flight and a YHA. They can let in contact in other ways. There is this thing called the internet FFS.

I have now been able to fully appreciate Nic instagram.com/nicccj?igshid=1cs8znhbtdv00 😘

@AKissAndASmile

I've just been on Cyrell's Instagram. Pretty surprising!

Me too - pleasantly surprised

@ChristmasSexyTime

Can people please stop hinting at what they found on Insta

My resolve is weakening!

It's definitely worth it for Cyrell and Jules

Just finished watching - its one thing for Martha to know about what Jess is up to and keep quiet but the absolute brass neck on her piping up in the commitment ceremony as if nothing is going on is something else. I keep going back to when Ning saw Ines and Sam in her apartment and wondering how far she was encouraging that then and knowing about Jess and Dan now.

I'm quite impressed with Martha standing up for Jess, because that's what friends are supposed to do, Martha didn't lie, she actually said so what if she fancies Dan it's none of your business, which shut Cyrelle up. Even more impressive as Martha doesn't even agree with what Jess is doing and has told her so. People go on about Cyrelle being a good mate, but Martha is too.

I thought Martha and Michael would have finished by now, but they actually seem to have a really strong relationship.

The excuses Jess comes up with to stay, poor old Micko, she making him and everybody else absolutely detest her whilst Danno just sits by looking all smug 🤮

Whether Martha stuck up for her friend is still wrong as she is facilitating Jess n Dan cheating, Jess may be Marta's friend but what about Tamara & Mike feelings ? Martha is as selfish and horrible as Jess.

The way she spoke down to Cyril was rude and superior especially when she told Cyril "youse" is not a word in that condensing manner she did, as if Martha speaks the queen English, which she definitely does not. Martha is a spiteful evil little madam who probably never met anyone like Cyril who sticks up for herself and what's right and doesn't suck up to her, whilst everyone does.

Martha is a fake shit stirring spoilt racist vindictive awful person . Anyone who thinks she is nice is deluded and this is why fake awful ppl tend to be popular and adored

@TitsInAbsentia

I have now been able to fully appreciate Nic instagram.com/nicccj?igshid=1cs8znhbtdv00 😘

I have always appreciated Nic 😉 His absolute integrity throughout has been so attractive; especially given his age. It is so refreshing to see him and Cam talking so openly about their feelings and not dicking about playing games

I quite like Ning but the term 'the feels' really gives me the creeps!!

Pound shop Kardashian! Brilliant

Don't want to check Instagram to risk spoilers but what past contestants have had babies?

I thought none of the past people were together at all. Even the twin from 4. Bar one pair from season 2 I think?

(I assuming it's just babies with others or maybe more grand babies for some!

@summersounds

Whether Martha stuck up for her friend is still wrong as she is facilitating Jess n Dan cheating, Jess may be Marta's friend but what about Tamara & Mike feelings ? Martha is as selfish and horrible as Jess.

The way she spoke down to Cyril was rude and superior especially when she told Cyril "youse" is not a word in that condensing manner she did, as if Martha speaks the queen English, which she definitely does not. Martha is a spiteful evil little madam who probably never met anyone like Cyril who sticks up for herself and what's right and doesn't suck up to her, whilst everyone does.

Martha is a fake shit stirring spoilt racist vindictive awful person . Anyone who thinks she is nice is deluded and this is why fake awful ppl tend to be popular and adored

Cyrelle is that you? it's a bit early for a rant like that, I think you need your morning coffee ☕️

Martha & Jess are mean girls, Martha should not be sticking up and allowing her lying cheating friend, regardless if Jess is her friend. I'm sure if Jess was chasing after her hubby Michael, she wouldn't be so quick to defend her. Why should Cyril be shut up ? She has a right to an state the truth.

Martha's has a constant smug plastic face.
Yuk