Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

I shouldn't laugh but Billy cracks me up 🤣

Bloody hell, Lashes is barely in that play suit! How can they all be comfortable with having so much boob on show?

I'm all for wearing whatever you like but I think I'd be constantly worried about a nip slip 😂

But she does seem to have put on weight in the short time she's been there. I always put on weight when happy in a relationship and I guess there's has been on warp speed so...

My last message was about Jules.

@AKissAndASmile maybe the alcohol. They're always cracking open the champers!

Flipping hell. Susie's boobage

Jules is a classy lady. I like her

I can't believe their contracts don't have a get out clause. They can't force Mick to stay indefinitely while Jess plays her silly games.

I'm not watching another series after this, it's horrendous, the producers are responsible for this shit and keep giving Jess and her shit affair so much air time fuck off, this is not what I watch this for.

Mick's heard all the stuff about Dan - why doesn't he call her out about it on the couch? There must be producers telling him not to, to keep her in.

Im gonna miss Cyrell

I can't believe Nic hasn't spilt the tea!!

Did anyone else feel like everyone in the room knew what was going on between InstaJ and Dan, but no one was allowed to say?! If not, then what is the “fakeness” that Micko keeps referring to?!

@ServeTheServants

Did anyone else feel like everyone in the room knew what was going on between InstaJ and Dan, but no one was allowed to say?! If not, then what is the “fakeness” that Micko keeps referring to?!

Yes, for Mike to pipe up like he did there must be way more to what they all know

Yes, for Mike to pipe up like he did there must be way more to what they all know

I thought that!

It’s going down a Love Island route. Shame.

@happinessischocolate

I'm not watching another series after this, it's horrendous, the producers are responsible for this shit and keep giving Jess and her shit affair so much air time fuck off, this is not what I watch this for.

This is 100% what I watch for

It's lovely that Jules & Cam are so loved up & all (has anyone Googled them now? - I won't say but worth a look) BUT their bits bore me senseless.

I do get pissed off that the ixperts don't call people being dick heads out enough, though. They act like they're oblivious sometimes but I bet they know!

Also disappointed in Nick for not throwing Jess right under the bus!

Mick had her pegged from the get-go - she's not there for love, she's there to be on telly and she'll drag it out as long as she possibly can!

I think the Poundshop Kardashian would have done the same if she'd been put with someone she didn't like.

I've just been on Cyrell's Instagram. Pretty surprising!

I do think heidi’s hard work BUT!

Heidi: he left towels all over the floor and I had no towel. He is inconsiderate.

Experts: you just keep on sabotaging this don’t you Heidi?

WTF????!!!

God this isnt right is it?

@Twerking9to5

I do think heidi’s hard work BUT!

Heidi: he left towels all over the floor and I had no towel. He is inconsiderate.

Experts: you just keep on sabotaging this don’t you Heidi?

WTF????!!!

I mean it's annoying but it's not 8/10 in terms of disrespect or whatever scale she was judging on.

Dan is the most boring person that ever existed. If my DP asked me if I was feeling scared because I'd had a go about him using all the towels I'd crack up.

It is utterly shite that the ixperts don't call people out on their shit behaviour, a simple THIS IS WHY YOU ARE SINGLE YOU TIT would do..

I’ve had a sneak on some of the Insta accounts. Agree with the Cyrell surprise! And I won’t say anything about Jules!

I also find it interesting to look at what has happened to those in the last series. A couple of babies from there

The ixperts seemed thoroughly bored by Susie and Billy. They didn't even try to engage in discussion with them! I think they're as pleased to see the back of them both as we are!