Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

I love Cyclone Cyril. She has some morals.

Just saw on Instagram that Ning has become a grandmother! Isn't she supposed to be 32 when this was filmed..... She does look way older. Or maybe she was very young having a child and history repeated itself

I think Ning said she was 16 when she had her first. Or she could be lying about her age. I was really surprised that she was 32. I'd assumed she was a lot older.

@duckalemon

I don't get these morons

Why go on a show like this, accept money, play yourself but then act like a massive C-word?

Then they whinge on about being harassed on social media because you've behaved badly and treated somebody else appallingly

Totally insane.

Assuming it's all for the likes and Instagram followers then it's not even profitable to be an arse. InstaJess has 280k followers on Instagram, Martha has 480k

If Jess has stayed with Micko and had a laugh and some fun with him, without all the fake drama, she'd have been far more popular, she could have just stayed the course and then split up with him at the end because at the end of the day she's a city girl and doesn't want to live on a farm. But no she prefers to be a drama queen and behave appallingly.

Anyone else hoping that Jess and Dan get outed tonight? I'm a bit bored of them now.

I refuse to believe the rest of the group haven't noticed them sneaking off for their pash sessions.

Yeah really hope the whole Jess and Dan thing comes out tonight, how can she convince the therapists and others she truly wants to stay another week? Everyone will be able to tell it’s complete bullshit!

Looking at Jess and Tam's profiles when they were having their 121 chat: reminds me of two ducks quacking at each other. Daffy and Donald

And why does Jess always wear red eye shadow? It's not flattering

@duckalemon I was just thinking the same thing!
Her necklace annoys me as well!

I wonder if Martha or Michael will let slip about her tonight

@duckalemon it annoys me too. As does Cyrell's grey highlighter/blusher.

@happinessischocolate

Assuming it's all for the likes and Instagram followers then it's not even profitable to be an arse. InstaJess has 280k followers on Instagram, Martha has 480k

I don't know much about Instagram, but those sound like healthy followings?

Grey foundation

Heidi is such a control freak, Mike has the patience of a bloody saint.

Heidi complains that she not being heard, but she never says anything worth hearing, it's all but picking crap.

[quote AKissAndASmile]@happinessischocolate

Assuming it's all for the likes and Instagram followers then it's not even profitable to be an arse. InstaJess has 280k followers on Instagram, Martha has 480k

I don't know much about Instagram, but those sound like healthy followings?[/quote]
But my point is Martha, no affair no drama has double the following that Jess has.

Jeez I wish they would put the boobs away fgs !

Looking back to the honeymoon, I can kind of sympathise with mike telling Heidi he wasn't her counsellor. She is so neurotic. He was probably sick of her over sharing her inner thoughts in the second date

There are a lot of (fake) boobs out

I checked out Cyrell on insta. She's ditched the grey go faster stripes in favour of a peachier tone and looks really pretty

Yet Another couple bites the dust!

She's an idiot. She needs to recognise her brother is coercively controlling her and has wrecked a chance for a happy relationship

@duckalemon

Looking back to the honeymoon, I can kind of sympathise with mike telling Heidi he wasn't her counsellor. She is so neurotic. He was probably sick of her over sharing her inner thoughts in the second date

I was on his side on that issue tbh

I LOL'd at the way Martha and Jess looked at each other when Cyrell said she's not usually surrounded by so many fake personalities in real life, and the music they chose. They reminded me of Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her

Yep: I would have been annoyed of somebody revealed all their issues and shared all that so early on. He didn't run away. He's still there

I wish Dan wouldn't keep saying 'they rolled the scroll out'. I'm so bored of him.

Can I just say that I love Jools

She seems so lovely and I love her dress sense (except the shiny number!)

@LewisFan

Can I just say that I love Jools

She seems so lovely and I love her dress sense (except the shiny number!)

I think she's stunning!