Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

Yes, I thought Billy was bang out of order then. I don't think she apologises easily and she dropped her guard at that point and he went off at her with "do you understand how that makes me feel?". That's not an appropriate was to respond to an apology. I think he's awful. I don't understand the sympathy he's getting at all. That's not to say I condone her behaviour at all. Neither one is an innocent victim. Certainly not "poor me, I've been a nice guy, my lies aren't a big deal" Billy.

Oh the disappointment when my eyes came in to focus and I realised you weren't called Flamingo minge... 😁

Anyway, I believe there are 40 eps in this one, where are we now, 30?

@TitsInAbsentia Sorry to disappoint .
Does anyone else think Michaels family refused to agree to be filmed? From memory we've not seen any of them (although to be fair we've only seen about 20 mins in total of M&M in 29 episodes)

As soon as titsinabsentia said that, I’m seeing your name as flaminge-o minge-o.

Sorry.

I hope Tamara writes leave but she seems clueless that Dan is flirting with Jess and can only see Jess flirting with Dan!

Billy dont be a hero. Get on with your life.
Cyrell. Spend time sorting your brother out.
Tamara. Not that into Dan
Mick. You need a farmers wife.
Martha. Longevity ahead with teacher.
Nic. In for the long haul. Patient and trusting.
Heidi. Your too intelligent for your partner. Go solo.

Heidi even analyses and tries to tell Mike which way to kiss her. “Industrial or loving” Who does that? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Just saw on Instagram that Ning has become a grandmother! Isn't she supposed to be 32 when this was filmed..... She does look way older. Or maybe she was very young having a child and history repeated itself

Slightly off topic, but the commitment ceremonies/dinner parties are held in the same building as Masterchef Aus right? Someone please tell me I’m not just imagining it!

When Dan was sitting there, legs splayed in those extremely over tight white shorts, i actually gagged 🤢

Having said that, I’m not much of a fan of Tamara either. Can’t quite put my finger on why.
I also think she must be very naive or deluded to think there’s something substantial between her and Dan? She slept with him far too quickly, not judging her, but the type of person he is, to have sex before any type of emotional connection is established, he just lost interest, challenge complete. Especially as she made such a deal about making him work for it etc.

I don’t see the attraction with him at all, I find him quite repulsive and has such a sly, cold look. Basically the male version of his horrid mother’s resting bitch face.

But it doesn't matter how long she made him 'work for it's, as soon as the chase was done, so was he.
And now he's chasing Jess and will be the same with her.

Why can't a woman sleep with a man if she wants to straight away (they are married!) If they want sex as well??

It's a really outdated attitude towards women.

The best part of last night was Mick trying to put his jacket on. He got one arm in and then had the jacket over his head trying to put the other one in like a toddler. I had to rewind and watch again it was so funny. You can tell he's not used to getting all dressed up

I think a woman can absolutely sleep with a man as soon as they want to, I think Heidi did with Mike didn’t she? My judgement was on Dan, the type of person he is, as soon as he’s had his way, he’s off looking for the next. And I’m surprised she can’t she it for what it is now. Her whole ‘making him work for it’ also seemed very childish to me.

*see

I can't warm to Tamara at all. They keep saying she has a bubbly personality but I don't see it.

Her whole ‘making him work for it’ also seemed very childish to me.

Completely agree with this.

Well Holy Moly I don't know where to start.

I've been catching up on and off on the show and the threads and can't quite believe how bloody horrible some of them are.

I won't go on because I will only be repeating most of what has been said but Suzie really needs to cop on and see how she is behaving, her friends and father don't help her at all by enabling her "that's just the way she is".

Someone up the thread posted about her trying to be Cameron Diaz, from the moment she arrived me and my daughter and law have been saying that, she does remind me of her and her character in the film "In Her Shoes" worked with the elderly but was lovely and sweet to everyone, I just can't imagine Suzie having the caring personality to look after vulnerable people, I wouldn't want her anywhere near my elderly parents.

Of course she could be a paid actor for all I know and she's nothing like that in real life, I'm beginning to think that quite a lot of them are actors so most of it is just made up bollocks.

Brilliant entertaining bollocks all the same

Oh sorry I did go on a bit

I chuckled at Mick getting his jacket on too Then Billy seemed to put his on weird as well. Has anyone noticed Billy's normal clothes are all full of holes? Not like ripped jeans but lots of little holes in his t shirts and his trousers looked like he'd cut a circle out the thigh

I don't get these morons

Why go on a show like this, accept money, play yourself but then act like a massive C-word?

Then they whinge on about being harassed on social media because you've behaved badly and treated somebody else appallingly

Has anyone noticed Billy's normal clothes are all full of holes? Not like ripped jeans but lots of little holes in his t shirts and his trousers looked like he'd cut a circle out the thigh

Yes, I thought this was hilarious; Susie was all dressed up to go and meet her friends, looked at Billy in his vest and shorts and said are you getting ready. He says yes, goes off, and comes back in similar shorts and a holey T shirt! I kept looking at it wondering was it some weird pattern but it was definitely holes!

Totally with the poster re Dan’s white shorts. They zoomed in on the crotch too 🤢

Billy’s holes.

Moths.

Only thing he is attractive to.

And it isn’t even him but his clothes.

Thank feck they haven’t gone to Dan’s white shorts. Although give her half an hour and InstaJ will gnaw them no doubt.

She seems determined enough.

@JaneJeffer

The best part of last night was Mick trying to put his jacket on. He got one arm in and then had the jacket over his head trying to put the other one in like a toddler. I had to rewind and watch again it was so funny. You can tell he's not used to getting all dressed up

I fell in love all over again with Micko!

Go Cyclone Cyrell! On this occasion she was right to blow up. Can’t believe Dan sat there cool as a cucumber and had the audacity to get up and make a speech! Strewth what a waste of space.