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Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 20:42

Will this do?

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Welshgal85 · 10/02/2021 20:00

Oh and love Jules and Cam, they seem genuinely into each other and in it for the right reasons!

Silenceisgolden20 · 10/02/2021 20:23

I love it that as soon as Mick gets rid of Jess he scrubs up!

supercee · 10/02/2021 20:26

I'm really disliking Martha. Michael seems quite sweet and she's a vain and vacuous shit stirring cow. She's punching but he's acting like he's struck gold with her.

Riddlediddle · 10/02/2021 20:35

Why is Mike's hand/arm always around Heidi's neck????!

TheLittleRedToothbrush · 10/02/2021 20:37

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StormyLovesOdd · 10/02/2021 20:51

Did InstaJess really admit to Cyrrll that she wanted to sleep with Dan? I don't remember watching that

happinessischocolate · 10/02/2021 20:51

@Riddlediddle

Why is Mike's hand/arm always around Heidi's neck????!
I think he's just very tactile and affectionate, he had his arm round Cams neck aswell. I think it looks bad with Heidi because when she has her hair up, her neck looks so fragile and his beefy hand is always there, but Heidi's constant claw hands when she explaining stuff annoys me more 😂
StormyLovesOdd · 10/02/2021 20:52

I feel sorry for Nic, he must be worried it's going to come out that InstJess came onto him. Even though he knocked her back if Cyrell finds out she'll loose it

Trunkysbun · 10/02/2021 21:10

I really wish would spill about Jess flinging herself at him .. flaps first!

Does anyone remember an advert about an unhappy trout, was it a Tesco? Suzy reminds me of that unhappy trout!

Trunkysbun · 10/02/2021 21:13

Wish NICK would spill!!

Italiangreyhound · 10/02/2021 21:19

"And someone not spotting when she was vulnerable and pressed ahead with his agenda"

I must have missed that but when she was vulnerable, SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Silenceisgolden20 · 10/02/2021 21:23

@Trunkysbun

I really wish would spill about Jess flinging herself at him .. flaps first!

Does anyone remember an advert about an unhappy trout, was it a Tesco? Suzy reminds me of that unhappy trout!

Yes!
Italiangreyhound · 10/02/2021 21:23

"I don’t get why they always say they have to stay so they can see the other person? I’m guessing they mean because they want a free stay in Sydney and if they left the show they’d have to pay for flights to visit eachother" yes and they'd be out of the limelight!!!!

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 10/02/2021 21:26

In the bed greyhound after the drama flounce in front of her dad.

She looked so upset and was trying to tell him she had a problem and he spoke over her.

Someone else spotted it too. Not just me!

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Trunkysbun · 10/02/2021 21:29

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

In the bed greyhound after the drama flounce in front of her dad.

She looked so upset and was trying to tell him she had a problem and he spoke over her.

Someone else spotted it too. Not just me!

I agree, Billy was an arsehole when she apologised to him on the bed. He's a prick (as is she though!)

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 10/02/2021 21:29

I am delighted that Micko sees through her shit ( straight from that pigsaaaaaarse)

For me, she is the worst out of all of them.

Billy bleating away that he is hoping for the best. You got it dude. She hoofed you out. It isn’t salvageable. If you’ve both voted leave I will be delighted. She can go and get someone suitable. You can go back to getting out your jewels for your friend. And I won’t have to watch either of you.

Susie could not get more chest out if she tried. Bosom looks like Pigsaaaaarse in a sock Grin

Him still wanting to make it work? For the money. For the fame.

Give up man. You have no skin in this game. You won’t be getting any either.

Cyrell is still blaming Nic for not fighting for her. There’s another one who is living their own version of the world in their head. Look closer to home petal.

The middle judge has found her voice. No longer the mute pink lady. Which is a shame given Tamara had popped up channelling Ilivia NewtonJ in the shake shack...

Nic is such a gent. And she isn’t making a joke folks. She is the single lady. In word, thought and ringless deed.

Did Cyrell bother to say that the bro told him to sling his hook? She is pointing her upset and anger at the wrong man. Nic isn’t killing your relationship chick. You and your bro are managing that just fine all by yourselves.

That said, I bloody love how fierce she is with regards to instaJ’s behaviour. Because she is right.

Yes Jess can be selfish. End things properly though before you go sniffing. The way you’ve gone about this is awful.

The pair of them going on and on about not being cheaters. And yet here you are...

Good on you Cyrell for saying it out loud for everyone to hear.

And fair play for Marfa telling her she needs to bow out properly. Instead of lying her dildo lips off in front of all.

The only base I know has home in front of it. Wonder if Martha knows that one? Grin

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Silenceisgolden20 · 10/02/2021 21:32

Was that being vulnerable or making it about her again?

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 10/02/2021 21:33

Watching now

Actually starting to wonder if Cyrelle has a personality disorder

Silenceisgolden20 · 10/02/2021 21:34

GrinGrin
Yes why are they talking about bases like they are in high school??
Bizarre.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 10/02/2021 21:39

Possibly a bit of both. 🤷‍♀️ But she did look upset to me.

And Billy has also been playing that all about me card. He certainly did when he marched into her room when she had taken herself out of the arena.

I’ll be glad to see the back of them both. Neither is coming out of this shiny bright.

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NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 10/02/2021 21:56

@Trunkysbun

I really wish would spill about Jess flinging herself at him .. flaps first!

Does anyone remember an advert about an unhappy trout, was it a Tesco? Suzy reminds me of that unhappy trout!

Yep!
EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 10/02/2021 22:09

I turned off 3 mins before the end because I couldn't listen to Martha and Jess

Letsplough · 10/02/2021 22:47

I can't stand Heidis claw hands either.

happinessischocolate · 10/02/2021 22:48

@Silenceisgolden20

Was that being vulnerable or making it about her again?
When Bully stomped in to her room and got on the bed she said "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have behaved like that, It's because I'm stressed but I shouldn't have taken it out on you" it was a perfect apology but he just didn't hear it, he was so intent on having a go at her like he felt her dad had told him to that he wasn't listening. She's an absolute arse but on that ONE occasion she admitted it and said sorry.
FlamingoMingo · 10/02/2021 23:25

Oooh I'm so glad this thread exists Grin. Despite being together 13 years it was only through watching MAFS 5 over the summer that I discovered that DH loves trashy TV!
Does anyone know how many episodes there are in this season? I've tried not to Google too much as I don't want to inadvertently come across any spoilers.