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Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/02/2021 20:42

Will this do?

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ByTheStarryNight · 09/02/2021 20:45

Hi, I have crisps, salted pistachios and alcohol-free beer (will rectify the latter at the weekend), can I join in?

I've been reading these threads for two series now. The ixperts need to be replaced with you lot!

Tonight I'm only watching the last half hour as it's a boring mid week one.

Has anyone checked whether Tam is human or one of those weeble toys from the 1970s/80s? She's taken the head and shoulder wobbling to a new level today. It's making me feel a bit sea sick.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 09/02/2021 20:46

You had me at crisps starry Grin

Wire in 😊

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duckalemon · 09/02/2021 20:53

Awwwwwwkwaaaaaard: Bill and Suze

The passive aggressive calling of sweetie and darling like an old married couple bickering

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 09/02/2021 20:58

Billy is all I am this and I am that.

He shouldn’t have gone if he didn’t want to play nice after saying he would.

Victim Billy. As said she isn’t nice.

But he is making it all about him. She isn’t happy either. He doesn’t care that she is unhappy.

He is just fuming that she isn’t into him and didn’t fall over herself to worship his spindly jewels.

Off you fuck with your care about Suzie. You’ve just said that you hate her. Cant be both.

Off you fuck m’dear. Away and make yourself a new girlfriend out of your feet skin.

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 09/02/2021 20:59

Click

Cheers

Fonzie finger point.

Off you freak.

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TheLittleRedToothbrush · 09/02/2021 20:59

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runningpink · 09/02/2021 20:59

Ooooh tomorrow evening looks good...plenty popcorn to go round!

Susie is an absolute spoilt brat!
What did Billy take from the cupboard?

duckalemon · 09/02/2021 21:02

Thank god he left

I can't bear watching them any more. Hideous, toxic couple of twats

Why didn't they break up sooner?

duckalemon · 09/02/2021 21:02

Did he take her sweetener?

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 09/02/2021 21:03

What did Billy take from the cupboard?

Probably the pair of ginger baws he borrowed from the FIL...

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Pinkpanthershow · 09/02/2021 21:04

Did Billy leave with no shoes? But return for something in the food cupboard?
Still, I’m glad he told her what he thought and left. It was painful to watch them together

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 09/02/2021 21:04

Did he take her sweetener?

🤣🤣

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Pinkpanthershow · 09/02/2021 21:05

I hope he took her sweetner

runningpink · 09/02/2021 21:05

@duckalemon

Did he take her sweetener?
😂🤣
theliverpoolone · 09/02/2021 21:08

He was right though, no-one will ever have called Susi out on her behaviour, she's been totally indulged.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 09/02/2021 21:08

I would normally run a mile from folk like Suzie.

But on this occasion I’d be running from him. And grabbing her hand and dragging her with me.

He gives me the fear.

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happinessischocolate · 09/02/2021 21:08

Oh Judging by the preview I'm so glad Cyrelle hasn't left 😂😂

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 09/02/2021 21:10

chocolate

CycloneCyril is back in da house.

I hope she is dropping instaJ right in it.

I can’t overlook the lying to Micko so bring it on.

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Trunkysbun · 09/02/2021 21:16

Oh Billyo you make my vagina turn inside out!! Susie is TRULY awful but ... I think he would bring the worst out in me too.

I reckon that Nicko had already given Micko the heads up about Jessiko. Wonder how Danno will react at hearing she put it on lovely Nicko before him?

ServeTheServants · 09/02/2021 21:39

Billy is such a passive aggressive goad wad 😂

TheRogueApostrophe · 09/02/2021 21:43

Oh Billyo you make my vagina turn inside out!! Susie is TRULY awful but ... I think he would bring the worst out in me too

Yes! Ugh, his storming out saying "I was a nice guy!" Not as nice as you think, Billy. I don't condone Susie's behaviour. I don't think she's been particularly nice, but he'd drive me completely mad. She was so relieved when he left and looked so worried when she heard him come back (was whatever it was really so important?). He really didn't like it when her friends didn't fawn all over him with sympathy but really, what did he expect them to say? They're her friends. They're not going to agree with him and slag her off. I have a huge dislike for Billy. I don't get s good feeling from him.

Not sure Ning and Mark will ever make it past first base unfortunately. I like them both but perhaps they're just not compatible.

I fast forwarded through Jules and Cam, Martha and Michael and Heidi and Mike. I think I'm only in it for the drama and yet I get annoyed with all the contrived drama. What a dichotomy!

Silenceisgolden20 · 09/02/2021 21:47

@duckalemon

Did he take her sweetener?
GrinGrin
HagenDaz · 09/02/2021 21:53

I was expecting him to step in some dog poo with his bare feet. Now that would have been good telly.

NoKingDingaLingTitsInAbsentia · 09/02/2021 22:01

Was anyone else trying to coach Billy through his lines when he fluffed them "you won't always look...you won't..." mwah ha haaa...

Branleuse · 09/02/2021 22:02

I like billy. He doesnt deserve any of that