Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

@TheLittleRedToothbrush both! Might even push the boat out to some wine by Friday! 😂

I wonder if I have been very unfair to the little man who missed?

Yes he should have listened to both sides of the story and kept his counsel till he had.

However.

Brothers are protective. And having seen Cyril in full gobshite mode, I can only begin to imagine the utter trot she has fed him to wind him up so much.

I do not agree with how he was. But I think I understand it. And I really think Cyrell has inflamed him to the point of no return. He is angry and hurt for her and because of her.

She knew he had major reservations and wound him up like an Evel Knieval stunt cycle. (Showing my vintage again)

Not cool.

Nah there's protective and there's controlling.
And the way Cyrel was crying so much on her wedding day was really weird.
Def not healthy dynamics

Cyrell said she wanted to fight for him as he was a good man.

Shame she didn’t tell her Brother that. He had, admittedly checked out.

But she laid her heart bare to his family. She vould have done the same with her own and didn’t.

There is something unhealthy going on sure, but I don’t believe for a minute she has had Nic’s back and she has let him carry the can when she could have just said, ‘ i was an arse’ and our fighting was more to do with me.

I wonder still if eine had it. She doesn’t want to be that girl who dumps the cancer chap. But if you can engineer it so the fam has the say with dodgy dynamics?

Bingo.

Oh I agree she doesn't have Nics back at all.
He's only ever been nice to her.

Oh god , watching the bit with Suzies dad

I know it's for tv but why do these family members keep interfering?

Suzie is NOT a treasure. She's a horrible cow and def not tough.

The way Cyrell acted with Martha is how you would have expected her to react with her brother right now. Surprised she kept so calm but maybe that just shows she isn’t into Nic enough to stick up for him etc or maybe she is just too scared of her brother.

Suzie’s dad though....

Trying to fit his big ginger baws to Billy 🤣.

Nic looks so much better without the moustache. He's got such a kind face.

Cyrell doesn’t want to fight. And yet she is saying that he hasn’t the fight.

She doesn’t look upset.

Gent to the end is Nic.

Not looking good is it 😢

Writing was on the wall when she didn’t chew out the bro.

(And my autocarrot changed writing to editing 🤔)

Suzies dad makes me so uncomfortable, I had to force myself to watch it and not fast forward, I can't stand people who get in your face and tell you when you can talk and when you can't.

Billy was so funny saying he was looking forward to being tough with Suzie and then having an awkward fight with the pink fluffy cushion. 😂😂😂

Nick is such a gent. What a sweet man. I hope he meets somebody lovely: with a nice family aren't too wrapped up in themselves to know a good man when they see him

Out come the baws.

Marching into her room? I’d be saying gtf. And get yer manky feet off my white bed.

Oh get him ‘YOU ARE MY WIFE’

do what you are told

Colours showing.

She’s a horror. No question. But he is one queer fucker. Bundyqueer.

I can't stand Susie but she apologised as soon as he sat on the bed, full apology, I'm stressed and I'm sorry and I shouldnt have taken it out on you. He then decides to have a go about how it make him feel 🙄 back off mate, when someone apologises you accept it and back off .

I’m purposely not googling any of the contestants as I live in fear of spoilt things.

But if that melt ends up with anyone living after this I will eat my legs.

Why did Susie say the bedroom comment was unnecessary when she told him he will be using the toy kitchen?

Then she makes him pick up the dog pooh. How shit. I am afraid there is no way I would stay. I would have to go somewhere for an emergency visit!

I think Susie is just making herself look like a petty fool.

I find their idea of romantic and cute quite weird. Making a picnic you are going to eat too when you are entertaining at your own home is not really making an effort. I think if Tamara had any idea what Dan was up to she would be making those sandwiches with something else!

Poor girl she is putting herself out for him, and he is a meanie!

“He pulled me aside” Oh Jess, you pulled him aside, pulled the top of your dress open, and yes, you really haven’t thought that far ahead.

Ning’s friends are lovely.

Cyrell’s brother is a total arse!

Billy has his flaws but if a man was talking to woman the way she talks to him , it would be emotional abuse.

Telling a man he is weak and has no balls and to use his big boy voice (amongst others).........

I would be telling her to f off

Oh samDan’s head has gone eh?

His face is blank when he talks to Tam.

Tam’s folk know fine he is full of flannel.

Don’t get nippy because they can see through you.

InstaJ is an absolute arsehole stringing Mike for her own agenda.

And the touchy touchy shit?

Pigsaaaaaaaaarse is there hope.

Plenty of hogwash and plenty of hamming and plenty of aaaaaaarse.

No hope though Micko.

None.

Yeah they see through Dan the lego man!

Oh Jess what are you doing?
Mick is so uncomfortable. Tight shorts and over complimenting him won't work anymore.......

Not Mike. Mick.