Coronation Street: AKA Ray and Debbie’s Hotel Babylon Luxury Knocking Shop. NO SPOILERS!

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

New ’un.

Whose turn on the storyline merry-go-round will it be this week?

I can’t look at Ray!!🤣

I can't cope with the way he mangles his words like he's got a gob stopper in his mouth let alone the saggy balls

Leanne is a bit more sympathetic in this episode.

As well as Leanne, Shona’s having a moment of normality.

This is just the biggest load of shit (the development story) but I was cheered by Geoff's lovely singing voice belting out Supertramp!

@Roussette😂😂

Elaine's wig is so bad.

Now it's got really stupid

I thought Elaine was in a secure unit, not just a hospital?

Geoff has just let himself in. I was quite enjoying it up until now

It's horrible watching Geoff
I don't understand how he has been watching Elaine?

Geoff is like Jimmy Savile, he has access all areas in hospital.

Blimey Audrey's back!

Yes! egg

As if he could just wander around, he hasn't been on hospital radio for yonks!

Geoff reminds me of my ex so much 🤢🤢🤢

@Roussette

I can't cope with the way he mangles his words like he's got a gob stopper in his mouth let alone the saggy balls

I cannot stand the way he speaks. I’m not a violent person but it makes me want to punch him in the face

Pebble that's awful for you

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Disclaimer: I haven’t seen this episode so can’t comment on how it came across but thought that this article was interesting.

When I Gary ever going to get caught for killing Rick?

Total bollocks that Geoff would know where Elaine was and be able to find a staff member who worked there and convince him to give them his pass. Rubbish.

I thought he got the pass from his new gf? He was on the phone to her and said something about a pass? I assumed he stole it from her.

I thought his new gf was called Christine, not Pauline?

New girlfriend is Christine.

The pass belonged to someone called Pauline. (That the name that was on it) and when he answered the phone he said the name Pauline. Presumably he has managed to woo another woman in record time (due to his stunning good looks ) to get a pass for the hospital. Although how he knew Elaine was there is a mystery.

Can someone remind me, Phillipa/Elaine is Tim’s mum. Then Geoff married Tess who Tim was told was his mum. Is she dead or alive? Did Geoff say she was a crazy alcoholic too? I get confused and don’t want to google.

Oh maybe. I don't pay that much attention

@Smallsteps88

I’m confused too. Who was the second wife that Tim thought was his mum and where is she?

The unseen Tessa Metcalfe. Tim apparently told Faye that she'd died.

I can't believe even with a pass someone would not be keeping an eye on Elaine's visitors. And would her door have a lock on the inside?

@Clawdy

I can't believe even with a pass someone would not be keeping an eye on Elaine's visitors. And would her door have a lock on the inside?

He wouldn't have managed it in any of the psych wards I worked on. Even if you could let yourself in the entrance was overlooked by an office and staff were always wandering around checking people and stuff. Although I suppose if you timed it right, and some of the shit staff were on duty, you might manage it. They did have locks on the inside of their doors, but we could unlock them from the outside if we needed to.