SCD '20 #2: First dances (and HRVY'S FRST DNC), but no hallowe'en

[PolkadotsAndMoonbeams]

Last thread here.

I thought we might run out of space soon!

Bah. I mucked up my bolding.

DramaAlpaca there, now your name is suitably dramatic.

I bet Shirley will be glad of the 2m social distancing when Bruno gets back.
I've only been watching a couple of years, can someone tell me why Gorka is called pissi and why people seem to find Jeanette annoying (plus anything else I should be looking out for)?

I couldn’t sleep last night and ended up randomly thinking of my dream Strictly Celebs- I think I’d quite like to see Joel Dommett give it a go.

I'm sure Gio is lovely but he makes me think of Kevin The Gerbil from Roland Rat doing a sex face.

@iklboo

I'm sure Gio is lovely but he makes me think of Kevin The Gerbil from Roland Rat doing a sex face.

😂😂😂 Thanks I'm now never getting that image out of my head .

I also wouldn't say no to Gorka

I agree about Gorka 😉.. Never sure about Giovanni. I'm missing Pasha.

I’m missing Pasha too

Aliaz is hands down the nicest boy dancer. I feel like he would only ever be positive and nice.

Agree with AJ being sexless. And Neil. Neil is behind sexless. He’s actively anti-sexy.

I do love that I've successfully kept everyone busy for the afternoon with the Aljaz or Gio question. I had a brief thing for Gorka but the hair has put me right off. I also find his voice annoying And while I find Gio an insanely sexy dancer, he also seems as if he'd be incredibly intimidatingly vain in bed. I'm middle-aged, and stout, and I just feel that Aljaz would be, you know, kinder.

Shirley - spot on about AJ and Neil. I think I've had more idle sexy thoughts about Anton than I have about Neil.

Love too the idea for the namechange, GraveyardPlots

So happy to have some glittery normal to turn to for comfort in the midst of all the crazy.

Aljaz and Pasha both look like they'd be good at cuddles. Gio looks like he'd wander off for a cigarette...

Neil makes me shrivel up like the Sahara, I was thrilled he's been booted back to the bench.
Am still irrationally peeved with Monkseal that this year of all years he leaves us in the lurch

Who's this. monkseal you guys mention?

I miss Gleb & Pasha

And I had such a crush on Brian Fortuna

Neil contributed to me being permanently hermetically sealed.

Just saying.

If someone was above me gurning away like that I would probably shoot backwards for about 3 miles.

I wonder what the attraction was for Katya?
Also, who on earth is Monkseal?

Oh yes, I get the impression Gio would be lazy in bed but i still would

Gorka...not now with blond hair, but yes normally!

Not sure who the most attractive male dancer has been...probably was Tristan. Artem had a certain something too although not even for me to want to watch Total Bellas we are a wrestling watching family but even I have my limits

Monkseal is a monkseal.wordpress.com/category/strictly-come-dancing/blogger, and used to write a very funny review of the show each week.

I don't disagree but poor Neil.

Sorry, I messed up the link. Blogger

I think Neil looks friendly, and I like his red hair.

I'm not a massive fan of tattoos though, which puts me off quite a lot of them.

Trent was nice looking, but in a very Ken way (probably not helped by being paired with Pixie, who was a bit Barbie-ish!).

It isn’t his looks. Honest. I’m fond of red hair.

It is the gurning and looking for the camera.

Apologies Neil. x

KFG has the same effect. But in a smug, self congratulatory, looking for the audience kind of way.

Errrrr you’re all forgetting the sexiest of them all.... Brendan. I would not mind him showing me his bachatas at all

If you are going bad boy I’d have to go Artem. I’m not sure what bachatas are but I’d let him practise on me. Or with me.

Whatever. I love me a smoulder.

Oh and in the interests of fairness, I think Karen is sexiest woman. She is best dancer in terms of beautiful lines, I think she’d make a very beautiful lover

And Nadiya, for pure sexiness

Absolutely shirl - I’m not that way inclined but she has a sexiness about her for sure. I think she is stunning.

I’d want to go out on the lash with Johannes, Robin and JJ.

I preferred Ola and Natalie