Fair dinkum it’s the MAFS Australia 6 thread: Heaps of larrikins, pashing and ixperts and the odd tasty snack. Grab yourself a tinny and join us! We’ll be rapt if you do.

[Egghead68]

Thread for people watching MAFS Oz 6:

shvideos.net/2020/04/04/mafs-au-s6/

I'm with @BloggersBlog re: Sam/funeral.

Wow! First dinner party!

@BloggersBlog

Lady Gaga!! That is who Elizabeth without make-up reminds me of.

Do we believe Sam and the funeral? Is that too horrible of me to be wondering....probably

If it did happen and he did go he definitely had sex with the ex.

I am resisting googling Sam's ex to see her side of the story!

Am at the dinner party (so to speak) and it is weird that the ixperts havent been kept up to speed with Sam leaving and whether Matthew has popped his cherry

Thought they would know but they are as curious as everyone else

@BloggersBlog

Am at the dinner party (so to speak) and it is weird that the ixperts havent been kept up to speed with Sam leaving and whether Matthew has popped his cherry

Thought they would know but they are as curious as everyone else

I thought that about other series .

One would expect the experts to follow everything in order to be able offer help and even expertise

However , apparently , they only see it when we do .

Yes - and there's something the editors love about focussing on the ixperts reactions 'real time'.

Would love to see Davina and Ines at odds with each other especially over a guy - neither seem to have any depths they wont plunge to

Hello you sixy bunch, oim bick from a temporary reprieve and riddy to join your discussion, complete with a brilliant Aussie iccent.

So, I'm only up to the episode 5 I think, with Andrew and Lauren's and Sam and Elizabeth's weddings. I was planning on watching the whole thing larst noight, but as Elizabeth walked down the aisle, my post-corona virus exhaustion (one of my sixth formers came into school coughing like a madman and fecking infected everyone including me 😫)hit and I fell asleep with the iPad on my face.

BUT, in my oisolation boredom I have come up with names for the couples I've seen so far, because I'm damned if I can remember any

So we have
The Virgin and Claire from Steps
Curly Girl and Thumbface v2
Russell Crowe and Crazy Eyes.
Oivan's sister and The One Who Had Cancer (sorry that's not very kind but they do keep referring back to it and it's the only thing I remember about him
Kathy Griffin and If-Ant-and-Dec-Had-Child-This-Is-What-He'd-Look-Like - or MiniAntDec for short
Mr Spiritual and Mrs Celibate

I'll think of more as the series goes on.

Elizabeth terrifies me I have to say and Thumbface v2 is a dick, perhaps more so than TF. "I'm not your therapist." Poor Curly Girl! My exH was like that, totally stonewalled any attempt to talk about anything other than

1. Him
2. Sex
3. Conspiracy theories

I think The Virgin is super cute and perhaps a-sexual? No way would be struggle to find a woman to sleep with

Oh shit I forgot new old Sean and Rude Lady

She was so mean to him at the wedding! I think she thought she'd get someone better looking

I also forgot InstaGirl and NewRyan.

He's lovely and 100% right - she's in it for Instagram likes

Excellent work @GlummyMcGlummerson! Get well soon.

Thank you @Egghead68 - I'm getting there! If I'd been able to lie in bed for a week I'd have been fine but being a single mum to 2 kids who obviously also had to isolate was...an interesting experience, to say the least. I'm bloody knackered I am! I did consider taking the kids to Durham, via Barnard Castle Specsavers, and dropping them at some random house, but wouldn't inflict them on stranger TBH.

Just getting to the part where Russell Crowe says Crazy Eyes isn't slim enough 😱😱😱 shes SO slim!! Does he only date anorexics? What a prick.

Watching so much MAFS has given me a hankering to watch Muriel's Weddinng

Do rest when you can. I am still exhausted after getting it in March. MAFS is good distraction!

@GlummyMcGlummerson

Hello you sixy bunch, oim bick from a temporary reprieve and riddy to join your discussion, complete with a brilliant Aussie iccent.

So, I'm only up to the episode 5 I think, with Andrew and Lauren's and Sam and Elizabeth's weddings. I was planning on watching the whole thing larst noight, but as Elizabeth walked down the aisle, my post-corona virus exhaustion (one of my sixth formers came into school coughing like a madman and fecking infected everyone including me 😫)hit and I fell asleep with the iPad on my face.

BUT, in my oisolation boredom I have come up with names for the couples I've seen so far, because I'm damned if I can remember any

So we have
The Virgin and Claire from Steps
Curly Girl and Thumbface v2
Russell Crowe and Crazy Eyes.
Oivan's sister and The One Who Had Cancer (sorry that's not very kind but they do keep referring back to it and it's the only thing I remember about him
Kathy Griffin and If-Ant-and-Dec-Had-Child-This-Is-What-He'd-Look-Like - or MiniAntDec for short
Mr Spiritual and Mrs Celibate

I'll think of more as the series goes on.

Elizabeth terrifies me I have to say and Thumbface v2 is a dick, perhaps more so than TF. "I'm not your therapist." Poor Curly Girl! My exH was like that, totally stonewalled any attempt to talk about anything other than

1. Him
2. Sex
3. Conspiracy theories

I think The Virgin is super cute and perhaps a-sexual? No way would be struggle to find a woman to sleep with

Welcome back Glummy. Good to see you you poor thing.

Loving your descriptions especially ant and decs love child

I fell asleep with the iPad on my face

Better than falling asleep on your keyboard and waking up with little squares indented in your face . . . er - not that that has ever happened to me, obviously.

I love your names, descriptions and Ausie accent . . . and funnily enough also fancying watching Muriel's Wedding - "You're terrible, Muriel" used to be the phrase de jour here at Schadenheim, and I have just realised we haven't used it for ages.

We bite like a Jane Godely one "Is that a bad fox Mammy?" "Just ignore it, Kenneth" - usually when Matt Hancock or similar is on the telly. DD will say (in a Scottish accent, obviously) "Is that a bad fox, Mammy" and I'll reply "Just ignore it, Kenneth" and we'll collapse into fits of helpless knicker-wetting mirth. Mr Schaden just looks at us and wonders how his life ended up like this.

twitter.com/JaneyGodley/status/1276582064561827840

I think Ines is going to make DavinA look like a total amateur!

@Colouringaddict

I think Ines is going to make DavinA look like a total amateur!

I couldn’t have said it better . Davina was a pussycat in comparison .

I’m not sure why we had the “adult warning message” twice - then whatever Mr Stripper said was blurred our - so we couldn’t even lip read.

Verdita that was so annoying. I really want to know what he called her.

Ines is ultimate level and DaviNA seems like a beginner in the bitch stakes.

I am over invested already and just want to binge watch.

Poor Mr. Schaden 😂

@Verdita73 Bronson called Innés the c word (he mentions it in a later episode)

I think I’ve decided that Ines isn’t a psychopath, she’s a sociopath (created by environment rather than just born lacking empathy). She’s definitely been egged on by producers to be the worst person she can be. It’s really annoying how clearly they’re guiding everything.

Sam is just an airhead really. Not a nice person, and nothing to him.

I don’t want to call him MiniAntDec (even though it’s genius) because I really like him and can’t stand the weird conglomerate that is AntNDec. I’m torn!

[quote SchadenfreudePersonified]I fell asleep with the iPad on my face

Better than falling asleep on your keyboard and waking up with little squares indented in your face . . . er - not that that has ever happened to me, obviously.

I love your names, descriptions and Ausie accent . . . and funnily enough also fancying watching Muriel's Wedding - "You're terrible, Muriel" used to be the phrase de jour here at Schadenheim, and I have just realised we haven't used it for ages.

We bite like a Jane Godely one "Is that a bad fox Mammy?" "Just ignore it, Kenneth" - usually when Matt Hancock or similar is on the telly. DD will say (in a Scottish accent, obviously) "Is that a bad fox, Mammy" and I'll reply "Just ignore it, Kenneth" and we'll collapse into fits of helpless knicker-wetting mirth. Mr Schaden just looks at us and wonders how his life ended up like this.

twitter.com/JaneyGodley/status/1276582064561827840[/quote]
Dh just came in as I was watching that and resignedly asked, “Go on then, what animals are they?”

“Just ignore it, Kenneth,” I told him.

[quote WhenPushComesToShove]@Verdita73 Bronson called Innés the c word (he mentions it in a later episode)[/quote]
Thanks SHOVE , I’m sure FELLA will be pleased to know this as well.

Sorry to hear you’ve been Covid ill GLUMMY and EGGHEAD it sounds frightening and exhausting. We seem to be lucky in the SW but you never know . I’m putting garlic on everything .

Poor Mr. Schaden

He has dreadful life!

DD an I often laugh and giggle together at things he doesn't find remotely humorous - and all we do in return is spoil him rotten and wait on him hand and foot - quelle horreur!