Fair dinkum it’s the MAFS Australia 6 thread: Heaps of larrikins, pashing and ixperts and the odd tasty snack. Grab yourself a tinny and join us! We’ll be rapt if you do.

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Thread for people watching MAFS Oz 6:

shvideos.net/2020/04/04/mafs-au-s6/

Dh just came in as I was watching that and resignedly asked, “Go on then, what animals are they?”

“Just ignore it, Kenneth,” I told him.

I find it hilarious except that I feel very sorry for the "bad fox" which looks lonely to me.

Baldy calling Elizabeth “sweetheart”! Liked her reaction.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Poor Mr. Schaden

He has dreadful life!

DD an I often laugh and giggle together at things he doesn't find remotely humorous - and all we do in return is spoil him rotten and wait on him hand and foot - quelle horreur!

😂😂😂😂 I retract my poor Mr.Schaden comment and wonder if I can come and live in chez Schaden if that's the treatment on offer.

My work internet is broken and not allowed to use home WiFi. I could be very bold and watch an episode now.

[quote WhenPushComesToShove]@Verdita73 Bronson called Innés the c word (he mentions it in a later episode)[/quote]
Thanks for that nugget. God he really let himself down saying that. I felt he had the moral high ground (going on what was shown) before that.

I wonder why Mike didnt ask male, built like a brickhouse Bronson the same thing he asked slim, blonde, female Elizabeth - why say stay when you have just blasted their personality to bits?

Verrryyyy odd that

Sorry if this is a stupid question but which channel is it on as not showing on yet on Channel 4?

Love this programme so please reply x

I didn’t think I was going to like Elizabeth but now I just feel sorry for her, she’s being treated really badly after she humbled herself and apologised to the 2 people that are working against her, I wish she wasn’t trying so hard.

Anyone else notice Ines nervous cough/throat clearing? She isn’t as confident as she is trying to pretend she is.

Second dinner party coming up!

@Lotty32

Sorry if this is a stupid question but which channel is it on as not showing on yet on Channel 4?

Love this programme so please reply x

shvideos.net/2020/04/25/mafs-au-6-11/

The whole series is here

Lauren has terrified poor Matthew, she looks so innocent too!

Many thx colouring addict you've saved my lockdown!

@Lotty32

Many thx colouring addict you've saved my lockdown!

Enjoy!

Just watching the first dinner party now - (I missed out the weddings as I have had a lot on and wanted to catch the exciting bits)

Impressed thatMatthew the Virgin is such a good ironer.

Sam's wife's talons fingernails are terrifying.

Just noticed down the side an advert for THE BLOCK! I've seen a couple of series of this before on TV -It's great! couples get a block of dropping-to-bits flats to do up. They have a budget and get bonuses for doing the best job with each room etc. I'm going o watch some of that because I loved it a few years ago - some really good decorating-on--budget ideas came out of it, too*

BaldyTw*t is obsessed with Matt's virginity, it seems.

"We knew Lauren would be nurturing for him" - translate: "Would shg the rse off him" What is this - are they setting up some sort of knocking shop here?

I’m just watching the second batch of honeymoons

Does anyone else find Michael super hot? Man buns are my guilty pleasure and he’s good with kids!

So Sam has turned up - what a bumhole! "We're adults" (That means you don't need to show any consideration) And he's acting like a gaslighting pr*ck! He's so disrespectful - what a pig! And he turns it round so that HE'S upset.

Ines is evil. And she should cover her mouth when she yawns. And yet . . . I'm warming to her . . .

I liked the way Elizabeth shut Baldy Tw*t down when he called her "sweetheart". He's a patronising pillock, too, the way he's talking about her to Sam.

Cyrelle has his measure.

Baldy Tw*t is an absolute git - the patronising way he's talking to Jessika and Mick takes no notice.

Have a look on shvideos all the episodes are on there.

C BOMBS!

'Ex-virgin Matt'

Aren't we ALLL ex-virgins!

I have gone down a rabbit hole. Have been watching back to back episodes since I finished work at 4.

Good god is all I can say.

@eucalyptuss

'Ex-virgin Matt'

Aren't we ALLL ex-virgins!

Speak for yourself, I’m pure as the driven snow. Found DD in a cabbage patch

@Colouringaddict

Lauren has terrified poor Matthew, she looks so innocent too!

Exactly @Colouringaddict. What was she thinking?! He’d only just lost his virginity and she’s suggesting those things.

Speak for yourself, I’m pure as the driven snow. Found DD in a cabbage patch

What a coincidence!

That's where my DD came from too.

I had gone out to harvest a cabbage for our tea - Mr Schaden was hungry after day spent sitting on the roof with a rifle to make sure that bloomin' stork didn't come back after DS arrived - and there was DD!

*days, not day - he had sat there every waking moment for three solid years

Aren't we ALLL ex-virgins

Not me!

I'm a born-again virgin, me.

I hear you @NowYouListenToMeFella; I've just finished watching episode 17 - OH MY GOOD GOD!!!!!!! 😱😱

@WhenPushComesToShove - I’ve just finished Ep17. Holy fuck.
Quite clear they don’t do any psychological testing on applicants in advance.