Fair dinkum it’s the MAFS Australia 6 thread: Heaps of larrikins, pashing and ixperts and the odd tasty snack. Grab yourself a tinny and join us! We’ll be rapt if you do.

[Egghead68]

Thread for people watching MAFS Oz 6:

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Mine is as flat as the World’s flattest Pancake 😞, so I can only dream of Heidi’s hair heights....

Who is Dan?!

Dan is the groom in one of the new couples

Wonder why they did the Gold Coast trip instead of home visits this time?

Just watching the episode where Cyrelle gives Nick the fake Philippino food and in stitches! I really like those two

I agree with rinder re Cyrell and mike. Cyrell has huge issues but desperately want to work hard to make things right. I think Mike started badly but is actually genuine.

The phillipino food part is brilliant, just a lovely moment between them.

I too loved the phillipino food moment, and the waxing.Cyrell definitely has issues, I’d like to see the tender Cyrell, the one he told about the cancer.

In all honesty if someone was telling lies about my husband that could affect his reputation, I think I’d go nuclear too!

But wait until you meet Suzie, she’s a unique specimen

Oh Suzie. Suzie is all stick, no carrot. Billy is a bit wet, but she is something else, and unlike Ines I think it’s all genuine.

I could watch the moment when Cyrelle spits her red wine out through laughing over and over! There is something very likeable about her. She is so passionate and honest.

Suzy seems horrible but Billy is annoying and whiney too. An atrocious match, ‘ixperts’.

Something odd about Billy. The bit where he "mans up" cos her dad told him to is weird and very cringe.
Jess is a toxic cow and Martha is her enabler

Gosh I forgot about Suzie, she is truly awful. They aren't a good match at all. Another crazy 'in-law' too!!

I wonder if Billy was foolishly just trying to impress Susie, hence his silly actions. I have no words for trying to explain Susie, however. Actually yes, another Intragammer.

I think they heavily edited it to make Billy look as wet as he did. Something doesn't sit right with how he came across. I may be wrong.

HUGE SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 10 COMING UP BELOW!!

I'm really uncomfortable with how the show (and I've noticed this in previous series) seems to expect contestants to be "up for it" and so openly sexual. A bit like last year Ash was painted as being unreasonable and 'cold' because she rejected Troy's kisses. And it really annoyed me that Lauren expected Matt to be "open one day" to things like BDSM and threesomes.

I mean FFS this is a man who was a week ago not only a virgin but so incredibly anxious at the thought of having a bath with a woman that he ended up hospitalised with anxiety! And you want him to be enthusiastic about fucking other people and inflicting pain on his partner? Really pissed me off

I have to agree Gummy, he was so frightened of her and sexual openness, I think it is what put him off her, he was just getting to grips with his own sexuality and she drops that bomb, I don’t think that the experts had any idea either

@GlummyMcGlummerson totally agree

I also wondered whether she made it up. Surely before you go on these programmes you say about your relationships and experience, and John in particular looked at her revelation. And you will have had loads of background checks and people checking your social media etc.

I really doubt that they would have put an ex-lesbian, swinger, into S and M person with a 29 year old virgin

@GlummyMcGlummerson I think there is an increasing obsession with couple’s “intimacy”. Back in season 4 no one really enquired about couples’ sex lives.

However I wonder whether the pairing of Lauren and Matt was a genuine mistake. Iirc the ‘ixperts’ said they were totally unaware of Lauren’s sexual past and predilections and that this was new information to them. I can’t believe they would have paired her with Matt had they known.

As it turns out, Matt is totally fine and flourishing (according to the gossip rags) but Lauren could easily have put him off sex and relationships for life.

Cross-posted!

Yes @Egghead68 I was and that's Lauren invited Jules and MiniAntDev round and told them all about how she scared the shit out of Matt! Poor Matt, why would you do that to someone with such crippling anxiety?!

I just hope Matt isn't seen as the "frigid" one.

I think if a female virgin popped her cherry on the honeymoon on this show, then her husband told her he wanted swinging and threesomes, there'd be an outcry. But "Loz" is a woman; a bit of an unintimidating and, dare I say it, unattractive one too is that why people see this as harmless?

POSSIBLE SPOILER!!!!!!

Why does Tamara keep, errr..... wobbling? She is moving all the time, even when she is just sitting. It is a bit worrying.
Also, why was she sat almost on the floor when the camera panned to her after D and J were talking at the dinner party? Odd behaviour

Anyone else notice that all brides have the same wedding ring?

Wow, Jiss and Maatha seem to be taking over from where Ines left off.

@jaimebravo

Wow, Jiss and Maatha seem to be taking over from where Ines left off.

They are both awful! At the middle of every drama, and Martha really enjoyed it.

One day when they grow up, I hope they look back on this and regret it.

So when do the new couples come in? But odd to add people half way through.

Just watched the first couple leave. Wasn't expecting that but they obviously weren't as good a match as I thought