TOWIE S26. Starts tonight SUNDAY 13th sept - itvbe 9/10pm

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Whoop

My trashy towie is back 😍😍

I liked the 10yr last week

Let’s see how they coped after lockdown and from tomorrow filming will be harder as no paaaaaaaaaarties

So is pete with Chloe

Loved the tap dancing

Amy abs the cakes 🙀🙀🙀

Here I am!

😙 back at you!!!

Towie recap last night was funny

Ricky and Jess

Forgotten Chloe has been with Elliot

Is there any of the men she hasn’t been with

blondes

Is there any of the men she hasn’t been with?

Diags

Although I think he would have a bit of she as much as gave him the nod.

If

Poor diags. Hasn’t had much luck with girls

Doesn’t have white straight teeth or tanned fit body unlike the other men

Another Lydia and arg. Love you so much

Abs ferne and Chloe’s bruv

Only couple still together are Georgia and Tommy

And billy and Greg

I think Diags has had a bit of a nasty mouth on him at times. Anyone dissing mamasims got it. He was a snidey arsehole to quite a few lassies. Latterly Amber I think. And he treated Fran with dismissive contempt at their last meeting. His once best friend then love. He is a hole.

Anyone can be attractive if they aren’t a hole.

Lyds had a lucky escape.

I think Ferne and Charl might have had a shot without the interfering. But both are happy now so good times.

I’m not keen on Bill and Greg. They’d sell their own farts if they could get a couple of bob.

Georgia and Tom could be old and grey together I think.

Must be weeks behind if not months

As Matt and Bobby moving in

Assume middle of sept as of Amy’s daughter at pre school

So maybe 4/6w behind

I think so blondes

I am waiting till the weekend to watch as my shifts are interfering with my viewing. It is grossly unfair

Ah bless you. I’m Working 2 nights at MO but will go to 5 in 2w @stillsomewhatsheldonesque

That sounds brutal.

I shall haud ma wheesht as I only do 4 in a row unless I get bobbed with OT.

It’s is lol. But pays the bills and means I can spend daytime with dd 3

So back to towie

It’s seems the breakup is starting to happen. Didn’t really understand why Bobby said all that woffle about their bubble

Is he saying Matt was ok when in lockdown but not now

Eeee. Schedule tv shenanigans so have set it to record for the weekend. Will let you know my take on it then but I am a bit sad for them. They seemed happy.

Likewise re shifts. I prefer nights as I can see to the folks through the day.

Just grateful to have the job but could see it far enough on day shifts! With travelling it is 15 hrs. Then meal prep and housework. And chores. And neighbours needs.

Towie is a soothing mind numbing escape and I thank god I don’t have to look that preened as there truly aren’t enough hours in the day!

(On my break!)

Why do they have to show Harry and Tom's bare arses in virtually every episode?! The writers seem to think they are some sort of sex symbols but nothing could be further from the truth!

Ditto get the travelling plus work

What do you do @stillsomewhatsheldonesque

And all a bit young for me

I was middle ok late 30’s when started watching. Now late 40’s

Think need some more parents to come in. Dads 😂😂😂

My work is varied but safety related. Just away to travel home but apart from it being a long shift, it was stress free thankfully.

I’m just glad I have bare arses to look at over the weekend. No. Wait... not envy

Aye for the dads. I could be a nan to most of this lot.I feel properly old in comparison so aye, a dad or twenty would be better!

Why do they all refer to Amber as "Amber Turner"? She's the only Amber in it. I'm starting to feel really bad for her. When she had that fall out with Yasmin a few years ago she ended up looking like a total cow. I think she was very aware of this and I'm guessing really worked hard on her friendship with Yaz. Now it looks like Yaz has thrown it all back in her face. I believe she slagged Amber off to Nicole and I also think she probably is jealous of her success. I dont believe all this positivity princess bollocks she puts on for the cameras. She was vile to Courtney and Chloe and she was nasty to Kelsey and Ella too.
I can't believe I'm actually siding with frosty knickers

There used to be another Amber around the same time (dated one of the Neanderthal bros). I imagine AT just stuck.

I said up thread that Yawnz is not as positive and happy clappy as she makes on. I reckon she’d eat your last pie and blame it on her nan. Not to be trusted I don’t think.

I’ve really warmed to Amber. And admire her. For all the shite that lass has had chucked in her direction, she Has stood strong. I also reckon she is hurting.

And for that, nicHole and Yapz should hang their heads in shame.

Aye. Fine being happy clappy positive. Just not if you had your main education in the school of nasty cahnts and only go happyclappy for a storyline.

I might have to watch this weekend with a very strong brew and 8 packets of jaffacakes.

Amber Dowding used to be Georgia's hairdresser and dated Chris Clark but they both became too boring and the show got rid of them. There used to be about 58 Chloes.

I started watching this mid 30s and now mid 40s and never missed a single episode but Mick Norcross used to be more my age level. Some of these newbies aren't much older than my DD1. I still find it compelling viewing and utter trash.

Oh yes kirka daddy. He was cute

Didnf gemma date him for a few weeks

Gemma was sniffing round him but only gave him apple pie.

Kirka daddy was too busy sniffing round mama sims and Lauren G’s sister.

Gc has unrequited sniffs. I think. It was a long time ago because maasims only had her front 8 teeth done and her face could still move, so I can’t quite remember...

(On my break!)?

Pete and Megan tonight on towie years

They had some cracking arguements :(

Oh I think I’ve forgotten to record it.

I did like them as a couple. Such a shame he messed her around.

If uou have sky app on phone uou can set it

Agree on the seeing the children’s (Harry and toms) bums. I’m late twenties and feel the cringe!
I agree I’m team amber, yaz comes across as bitte and jeal, and Nicole is worse! Although I’m glad to see she’s not been getting much airtime!
We must be about 4 weeks behind I think given the pics in the press, prefer LCB with long hair, thought the exchange with her mum was cute on the latest ep.
Just watched the 2012 towie years, forgot how cute joey and Sam were and how slim Gemma was!