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TOWIE S26. Starts tonight SUNDAY 13th sept - itvbe 9/10pm

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Blondeshavemorefun · 13/09/2020 18:52

Whoop

My trashy towie is back 😍😍

I liked the 10yr last week

Let’s see how they coped after lockdown and from tomorrow filming will be harder as no paaaaaaaaaarties

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stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 31/10/2020 13:29

Hurrah! I did see the doobry.

I’d forgotten what a pair of nasty hooers Chloel and Kate were.

Pete really looks as though he really loved her. And looked like he wanted to fight for her much more than mamasims...

Amber and Dan and the shushing 🀣 I really hope that Dan and Amber do care for eachother.

Would I be horrible to want to see what Dr Nassif could do?

I wouldn’t want to see what the gnat did...

stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 01/11/2020 17:56

Right Yaz.

I know it is all in the telly box and everything but ain’t it lovely repeating shit about the sessions? You’ll hVe folk flocking to go to your retreats when you are gossiping behind your clients’ backs. You nasty unzen back stabby bastard.

And gossiping to Johnny and Fanny Craddock? Who hate the person you are gossiping about? What a beautiful thing Hmm

Gatsby’s toddler tantrums. You supposedly have meeellions. Hire your own fuckin dancers And a proper director. Cheapskate.

And mamasims digging out Amber. If they are insignificant to you then let it drop. You aren’t going to be happy until you split them. You nasty auld cahnt. Concentrate on your petit poodle pirate.

That young bare arsed Hal should be grateful he has left the coven. He’d have found himself in a pot with eye of Pete, excess detached skin and old veneers.

Poor Amber. All her friends are digging her out and dropping bombs everywhere. But I don’t buy the nice girl pish Yawnz. Just saying. You convincing yourself that you’re a good girl and a nice Person ain’t being sold to me. You can go on the turn? Girl, you are fucking spinning like a top. Amber is stood firm. So think on.

Not buying blocky’s new Man shit either. Just rewatched how you treated Danni.

Nichole can do one and all. And take the other chin with her.

Poor little LCB. Although how funny it would be if she got with Harry after sulky sims? Typical though that she wants him to reach out but won’t herself. There’s a simmo trait.

And I am proper fed up of Diags shit stirring. I’d cry if gutsby went a Sniffing round yer new squeeze.

StatementKnickers · 01/11/2020 21:00

Finally caught up with TOWIE! Does anyone know why we NEVER see or hear anything about Amy Childs' DS when we see so much of her DD? Do they have different fathers and the DS' dad doesn't want him to be in the public eye? I find it really odd.

Gemma2019 · 01/11/2020 22:11

Yes they have different fathers, this is what she said a few months ago

"she and Ritchie's father made the decision to keep their child out of the public eye, which is why he hasn't been featured on social media or television. Amy has protected Ritchie's privacy so fiercely that his name was not even revealed until March this year, when she accidentally let it slip in an interview."

Blondeshavemorefun · 01/11/2020 22:13

@StatementKnickers

Finally caught up with TOWIE! Does anyone know why we NEVER see or hear anything about Amy Childs' DS when we see so much of her DD? Do they have different fathers and the DS' dad doesn't want him to be in the public eye? I find it really odd.
Diff fathers she met same name of son , and for preg really quickly aftee breaking up with Pollys dad

Ans dad of son who she is still with doesn’t want him in limelight

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Blondeshavemorefun · 01/11/2020 22:15

Sorry isnt with father of Ritchie. Also called Ritchie

She is now with Tim

I’m waiting for her to say she is preg by him

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Daydreamsinglorioustechnicolor · 02/11/2020 17:05

So Harry's insecure when Frankie doesn't show enough affection and jealous when she goes on nights out. Sounds too much like hard work, bordering on controlling to me.

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/11/2020 19:02

Plus poor sam. When she was giving out her number and texting him

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stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 02/11/2020 19:09

Harry has the (admittedly poor) excuse of yoof.

The controlling is more like having to constantly prove his worth to the sistas. And the bro. And the nan.

Sodthat.

The boy is a bit of an arse but he is well off out of there.

MaddieElla · 02/11/2020 19:35

"Halloween has aged me"

Who's gonna tell her? Grin

Daydreamsinglorioustechnicolor · 02/11/2020 20:24

The boy is a bit of an arse but he is well off out of there.
True no one would measure up where they're concerned.

Bloatedandconfused · 03/11/2020 12:09

Harry is definitely better off out of there. I really really hope he gets back with LCB. That would be a massive f$$k you to the clan. Does anyone else find the fact they all have the same hairstyle really unnerving? Makes me bum clench Grin

stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 03/11/2020 13:05

The effort of opening them gargantuan jaws and veneers would lift my arse up about 3ft - let alone make it clench Grin

I would love Harry to saunter back to LCB. If only for th inevitable squawks of girl code.

More so when the clan are exempt.

Mama had no code for Amber. And was practically hanging off the petit one like a Christmas decoration when he was with Megs.

Sulkie did the same to LCB no?

Can’t recall if Cher did similar or not.

Bring it on Harry....

Blondeshavemorefun · 05/11/2020 17:43

The law of 6 has been about for ages

So why are there 7 at Chloe’s bash

TOWIE S26. Starts tonight SUNDAY 13th sept - itvbe 9/10pm
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MaddieElla · 05/11/2020 18:00

There were even more when the backstreet boys rocked up

Blondeshavemorefun · 05/11/2020 18:52

And 10 with the boys in white singing

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Blondeshavemorefun · 05/11/2020 18:58

Lol

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Gemma2019 · 05/11/2020 20:23

It's probably because it's classed as a job which they can't do from home rather than a party, and the law of six doesn't apply to places of work.

Gemma2019 · 05/11/2020 20:25

I would love to know how much they get paid nowadays. I remember in the early days Mark Wright and the others moaning they only got paid Β£50 per day and had to make up their income with appearances and stuff. They all seem really well off now.

Blondeshavemorefun · 05/11/2020 21:42

@Gemma2019

It's probably because it's classed as a job which they can't do from home rather than a party, and the law of six doesn't apply to places of work.
Hmmmm good point

And they do sd

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Brieminewine · 06/11/2020 21:58

Aw I felt sorry for Harry, he looked like a broken man. I wonder if he doesn’t have much family support as he’s made a couple comments about feeling alone. Notice LCB was straight there tho πŸ˜‚

Chlochella must be the least exciting party in towie history, I don’t know if that’s due to Covid or if it was a reflection of the birthday girl...

stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 06/11/2020 22:03

I haven’t seen it yet (weekend catch up for me)

But clochella? Jesus.

More like chlomydia.

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/11/2020 09:09

Party was stilted

Tho I’m watching towie years. Dan and amber and Gemma and arg

Gemma has it bad

Amber is crying over Dan

Wonder if both watch now and think omg. Embarrassing

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Gemma2019 · 07/11/2020 09:34

Oh yeah Gemma and Arg - he always treated her like crap and always will so I've never understood why she is so desperate for him. He's such a spiteful loser who brings nothing to the relationship. But here is Laurence being amazing to her (on the other channel!) and she's treating him terribly.

I was watching the Towie years last night, just from a year ago or so. Had forgotten new Tom dated Shelby and what a nasty little shit he is by the way he spoke to her and then Ella last week. He doesn't take rejection well!

And Chloe was all over Dan! It was definitely her pushing that relationship, so it's rubbish how she is trying to rewrite history there.

I see Frankie has completed her transformation into Khloe Kardashian now.

It's total and utter rubbish trash TV. Obviously I will continue watching it though.

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/11/2020 13:41

Yes Lawrence was sweet
Gemma was horrible

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