Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

@riotlady

""My sexuality is a private matter," Nasser told Woman's Day during a visit to New Zealand in May. "I'm still looking for a woman, but maybe you could say I'm dabbling. I live in a gay community, and I love that my neighbours bake me scones and give me the best perfume advice. If people are going to say I'm gay, so be it.""

WE KNEW IT

www.nowtolove.co.nz/celebrity/mafs/mafs-australia-2018-stars-where-are-they-now-38504 (spoilers, obv)

I KNEW it! Poor Gabrielle, Nasser's problem with her was she just didn't have a penis

@Eaumyword

Hi everyone - what an episode! We're emotionally wrung out from all the excitement and the horror of a HUGE spider appearing in the sitting room and then hiding 😱 Omg, Troy and Carly doing their Laverne and Shirley montage??? That was genuinely horrendous. Her stroking his hairy chest and his hand disappearing under the covers? I bet Mortricia was getting professionally excited at that little treat! I finally, finally give up my Troy badge. I am keeping my badger one though for posterity. What are we going to do now? I'm going to miss you guys so much if we disband

I know. My weeknights won't be the same without ye. What shall we do? Did we say we would do season 6 together

Rinder and Schaden would want to get filming. I'll book my annual leave and flight. I might want to cut down on the comfort eating and get into the gym.

How do we get Season 6 though? Then it will be the same when that ends! This has literally been like TV crack. I'll be looking for the next fix, argh!

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Is that real tears coming out of his eyes

This time I rather think they are . At the end of their ‘set piece’ - I think there passed between them looks of unaffected feelings of friendship . ( Just off to write the last bit of my Agony Aunt column )

I think it's more than friendship, Verdy.
I think Dean and Tracey have sexual energy together and I can well believe they've been flirtatious since breaking up.
Can't see Tracey with her milky bar kid to be honest.

Wow can’t believe Telv and Sarah didn’t make it like Elene and Simon they were my big hopes!
Davina just got smashed by the blonde expert who really disliked her but tried to hide it under a professional veneer!
I hated the way she either can’t understand or tries another tactic of agreeing with Ryan like he’s talking about someone else! But at looooong last she couldn’t wriggle out of this couch session, yes!
Hate to say it but really think Dean was sorry , yes I didn’t think I’d be saying that, but maybe he really genuinely has” changed “ even a tiny bit!

And no surprises Nasser lives in a gay community,wonder if Patrick might be joining him ? Poor Gabrielle she looked thin and strained even tonight hope she finds someone who can appreciate her. Charlene should have her own programme ..... And breathe, It’s been fab!

Can't get over Dean 'finding God' ...

Tracy the little snake!!

Poor Blair was definitely there though barely.
Didn’t see Alycia and Matt there at all!!

Still don’t know what to think about Tracey/Sean/Dean
Tbh of all three Dean comes across the most sincere. And unlike Davina realises where he fucked up and there is some genuine remorse there.

The kissing montage of Troy and Carly was just too much.

Now the excitement is over, join me in season 5 of MAFS USA!!!!

Please!!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4023853-Anyone-else-fancy-watching-Season-5-of-Married-at-First-Sight-USA-with-me?watched=1&msgid=100243687#100243687

Nah, Dean sounds sincere even when lying. But I think the Davina and Sean thing was staged anyway. The cameras were there (handy!) when they met up and he didn’t particularly look like he fancied her.

But Tracy lecturing Davina then being shown to be sexy texting Dean behind Sean’s back!!

@Destinysdaughter

Can't get over Dean 'finding God' ...

I can’t either . From what I’ve read ( and that’s not a lot , honest , ) he’s still groping his way around numerous women . Whether this is guidance from above is not mentioned .

Well that's that for MAFS, thanks so much for your company on the threads, it was truly the best thing about the whole show

Take care everyone

I thought God was a bit dubious about coveting the neighbour's wife, Dean grin*
What a tool.
And I mean that with love and peace.

I am a licensed minister in the C of E, and while God rarely asks my advice, She does offer me the occasionally gossipy comment, and when I asked Her about this, She said that Dean-o (She thinks that "Thumbface" is a cruel nickname, and reminds method he is made in Her image, so to watch my step) anyway-where was I? Oh yes, Dean-o is a lying piece of misogynistic poo and she's sick of him blaming all his mistakes and bad behaviour on Her.

She's reminded him that his actions are his own responsibility (more than one), but he refuses to accept that the horrible things he does are his own fault.

*me that, not method

Well that was quite a boring last episode really. Carly and Troy eurgh. Just stop it.

Davina, you know, I dislike the woman but I kind of understand where she's coming from. She's apologised already (albeit quite insincerely), there's not much else she can do. She seems to be genuinely missing empathy. As far as she's concerned, she had no loyalties to anyone (poor Ryan) and just went for what she wanted. I don't see the point of rehashing it all. And Tracey saying if she'd known how it had happened she would have left. She knew the basics. It should have been enough for her to leave.

And quelle surprise, Tracey sending sixy messages to Dean. She definitely lost the moral high ground there. "I didn't want to get into this", no, I bet ya bladdy didn't!

I was hoping that they'd go straight into the next series like they did last time but it doesn't look like they are. Where can I watch series 6?

Boring? It was brilliant. Loved it. Carly, what is wrong with you???? Tracey you have lost my respect!!! Davina, you got told. Charlene sort your headwear out!

I’m amazed Davina didn’t laugh her head off at Tracy and call her out on her lying.

I actually felt embarrassed for Carly and Troy having that film of them aired! TMI!! I read an article afterwards where Ash was interviewed and said she’d made friends with Troy but had never spoken to Carly ever again. Seems a bit unfair!

I suppose I was just expecting more bombshells. And personally I find the Tracey-Dean-Davina triangle a bit tired now yet they seem to dedicate so much air time to it. And they piss me off how they seem to go after Davina rather than Dean when they were both as culpable.

I would have liked the 'experts' to grill Tracey on the text messages a bit more. I feel like she got away with the one.

I ff NPJ and Melissa because, as lovely as they seem, I find them a bit dull.

Though I was pleased that Dean looked suitably embarrassed by his skateboarding and rapping 😂

Dean got the brunt when Davina had left. Davina tried to blame it on Dean before so I think it was her turn to cop some grief.
I agree that the ixperts should have confronted Tracey in her sixting.

Yes, I suppose she didn't face the music initially. It just seems too far in the past now so it feels like dragging it all up unnecessarily.

@ellenanora5

Well that's that for MAFS, thanks so much for your company on the threads, it was truly the best thing about the whole show

Take care everyone

Not coping with the goodbyes. Don't say LEAVE on your black pad...please!! I need thirapy.

How, how have Sarah and Telv not worked. Not a single solitary couple are still together by the sounds of it.

@NowYouListenToMeFella

I read that Sarah was basically saying that she needs to be in the same importance category as his children and that was the last straw for him as his children will always come before her ( or any woman) and her demands were unreasonable. I went off her after the drama over going to the gym.

He’s had a baby with another woman and I’m sure Sarah has also had a baby.