Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

Troy and Carly kissing is very uncomfortable tv viewing. I think I'd prefer to see more of Justin in his sixy mesh underwear than any more of that face eating.

Then he's yours. It was legally bing contract - they probably owe you several millions of their so-called Australian "dollars", which is what I understand passes for money in their culture.

*binding, not bing

I could be persuaded with a pay off

Where is our lawyer?

Is "bagsie-ing" aka "putting dibs on" legally recognised in the antipodes?

Haha just saw this on Twitter about last night's episode!

It is legally recognisable the world over.

It's what you should get Fella - all of that heartbreak etc.

Troy is very sweaty.

I'm at home comforting eating my way through the pain 😭

@Destinysdaughter

Haha just saw this on Twitter about last night's episode!

I actually think more of her

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Troy and Carly kissing is very uncomfortable tv viewing. I think I'd prefer to see more of Justin in his sixy mesh underwear than any more of that face eating.

Or even Tracey licking her lips incessantly

They really do epitomise "eating face" - not envy!

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I'm sorry Eghead

Ryan has already been promised to one of the guests on SchadenRinder Enterprises.com.co.uk.Ltd.VC and bar - I'd have to check my extensive and comprehensive records to determine which one, bathes deffo "bagsied".

I may have to consul our lawyer on this matter.

@NowYouListenToMeFella

It is legally recognisable the world over.

Then we will see them in court!

I'm at home comforting eating my way through the pain

You can claim extra to fund this. Cake is not free, nor is chocolate

Great news Schaden. I'll make sure to keep the receipts

Oh I'm furious! I expected so much more of him

Some of them have got a good right to be embarrassed.

Suddenly there's mass amnesia among the tossers!

Ad break here. Waiting for the tv and vcr trolley to be rolled in 😃

Deen/Dawn appears to be perspiring suddenly...

Carly looks a bit peeved

The moral code of most of the men in that room is appalling.

READ THE ROOM, TROY

@riotlady

READ THE ROOM, TROY

Not capable of doing that at all is he 😂