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This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

I think the Sarah and a Telv thing may not have involved abuse, but the restraining order thing prevents them from talking about each other publicly- so neither could do interviews slagging the other off. I know you all loved them as a couple, but I didn’t think they were great. He’s very into working out. She, like me, clearly isn’t. Plus she could have some pretty major strops and he looked really floored by them. I thought they’d soon get fed up of each other.

Perhaps for future series the experts might be more successful if they put everyone in a dinner party at the start and watched who got on!!

Anyone else struggling with Sean and Dean. In my head I keep reading it as Seen and Deen or Shawn and Dawn

@Fannybawz

Absolutely... her soliloquies to camera ... nah. Definitely scripted

Yep . Davina is a one trick pony . One who revels in her role as Lady Macbeth/the wicked witch . However , she’s not at all subtle and plays the same “wide eyed , oh my gosh“ look over and over again . Unless of course the producers use the same clip at every opportunity.

I have read that not all participants applied for the chance to find love , some were scouted by the production company , others were unknown actors trying for some exposure .

Having read that Abandrew and Spoony were affected by their appearances on Mafs 4 I think any aspiring brides/grooms would think twice before they send in their applications . Although I note that Dean and Nasser have tried their hand at other reality shows so notoriety isn’t necessarily a bad thing .

Having said all this , I think it was great . Roll on season 6 .

@MarkRuffaloCrumble

Anyone else struggling with Sean and Dean. In my head I keep reading it as Seen and Deen or Shawn and Dawn

Oh thank heavens!

It's not just me.

Although I note that Dean and Nasser have tried their hand at other reality shows so notoriety isn’t necessarily a bad thing

Ryan was on Australian I’m a Celebrity too and got himself a girlfriend:

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2020/01/10/ryan-gallagher-im-celebrity-mafs-star-charlotte-crosbys-new-boyfriend-12037345/amp/

I'm sorry Eghead

Ryan has already been promised to one of the guests on SchadenRinder Enterprises.com.co.uk.Ltd.VC and bar - I'd have to check my extensive and comprehensive records to determine which one, bathes deffo "bagsied".

I may have to consul our lawyer on this matter.

*consult

Wow! Just caught up with the last two episodes!!
I feel sorry for Ashley, she really doesn't know what she wants, does she? I agree that the decent thing would have been to let her know before hand, but she reacted like she'd wanted to stay with him! Justin didn't seem to care at all, did he?
Odd couples though - Carly & Troy? Tracy & Sean? I wonder if Tracy got a 'Dean' tattoo and thought 'Sean' would be an easy fix!!
Davina is just a bitch. Selfish and a stirrer, hates to not be centre of attention. I can't wait for tonight's! But have to go out so recording this and Bake Off!

@MarkRuffaloCrumble Me 😂 I keep reading it as ‘Sheen’ and Dean

BAKE OFF!?

BAKE OFF IS BACK????

@SchadenfreudePersonified

BAKE OFF!?

BAKE OFF IS BACK????

Not sure if you're serious, but yes! TONIGHT!

DP (who is definitely not watching, professes not to know who anyone is ) reckons the big shock tonight will be that Dean and Sean are actually a couple and all the faux-possessiveness over Tracey was just the lead up to a passionate affair between the two men.

I was serious!

Thank you!

@ByTheStarryNight

DP (who is definitely not watching, professes not to know who anyone is ) reckons the big shock tonight will be that Dean and Sean are actually a couple and all the faux-possessiveness over Tracey was just the lead up to a passionate affair between the two men.

Who probably haven't got one willie between the two of them.

(That came out different to what it sounded like in my head)

Can't wait for this tonight.

Davina ruined it last night, whilst I enjoyed her conversation with Tracey, I do love her bluntness, I would rather have watched Charlene & Patrick, Telv and Sarah, etc and of course more of the lovely Ryan

I feel like I'm about to watch a terrible car crash

I love Jo! Her facial expressions crack me up

having said that, she appears to be on speed... she is talking so fast!

Sean is an rse - he wasn't even courteous to Jo. He didn't have to be such a twt.

Nasser isn't "independent" - he's totally self-centred.

Omg we are watching soft porn!!! They need to put each other down 🤮🤮🤮

Oh Lord!

Troy and Carly are sickening

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I'm sorry Eghead

Ryan has already been promised to one of the guests on SchadenRinder Enterprises.com.co.uk.Ltd.VC and bar - I'd have to check my extensive and comprehensive records to determine which one, bathes deffo "bagsied".

I may have to consul our lawyer on this matter.

It was me 😃

Ashley dodged a bullet there!

I just wish she could get off her high horse and let it go.

"Get a room"? Get a bucket of cold water!

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