MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

Thumbface is already preparing the ground to talk his way out of anything that is reported back - what a creep!

Yes, Dean's already 'managing' Tracey, like he has previously.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Thumbface is already preparing the ground to talk his way out of anything that is reported back - what a creep!

He seems to think he didn't do much wrong. Total gaslighter. I don't think I could hate a man from the tele more than I do him.

Does anyone else find Melissa really fake? I don't think she really likes John that much.

Poor Tracey. It'll be the worst birthday ever.

I haven't taken much notice of them minty, but I did think she seemed irritated by him on her home week.

Anyone else chanting 'CHARLENE CHARLENE CHARLENE!!'

That's it Thumbface . . . minimise everything.

It was a p*ss-up - not a confessional! No expectation of confidentiality, mate!

Charlene is FANTASTIC!

I cannot wait til Charlene let's loose.

Charlene is my new best friend. You can’t have her. She’s all mine

I was just thinking- if I were any of these women I would think that Thumbface was being too innocent about "boy's night"

Why don't the experts know anything? Surely they should see the week's footage so they can say something vaguely relevant

Thumbface was looking fairly shaky and anxious drinking his champagne. He is absolutely shitting it.

You are my online marriage show business partner Rinder - everything you get is 50% MINE!

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Charlene is my new best friend. You can’t have her. She’s all mine

I just want a loan of her wedding dress.

Justin is probably wondering which sparkly butt-plug to wear with his see through undies.

These 'men' are VILE! Except Patrick, he gets full points

I just want a loan of her wedding dress.

She looked fabulous didn't she?

That dress was amazing - very "House of Elliott", I thought.

WHat's running through her mind?

She wasted a sh*g on that soul-less twerp! that's what!

@minty133

Does anyone else find Melissa really fake? I don't think she really likes John that much.

I disagree, I think it’s just that they’re getting on great in a friendly way but they’re both reserved about the romantic side. He’s so friendly and affable to everyone, I get the impression she’s not sure if she’s special to him or if that’s just his way?

And so it begins . . .

I love that Charlene just went in for maximum mic drop. None of this mincing around with “well I wasn’t comfortable with some of the things that were said” like last season

Schaden she looked unreal.

Did anyone else see the ad that says you can stream 150 episodes of MAFS on All4?

How did Tracey know that she was the wife on offer?

Was it obvious by the way Charlene spoke to TF?