MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

Behind a desk to make it looks like he has employees.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Doesn't occur to them that the girls might not pick them, does it?

Men like that think that any and all attractive women are there for the picking and would only be too lucky to hop onto Thumbface's thumb sized penis

He is trying to drag them down to his level asking these questions. Making a mockery of Tracey. He is an absolute cunt.

He really, really is.

What do they see in him? He ism't remotely attractive!

@NowYouListenToMeFella

Behind a desk to make it looks like he has employees.

SIXY employees!

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

How is T/F going to explain his way out of this one? Is Tracey going to stand by him or finally see him for the prat that he is??

You just get some women who overlook every shitty thing their man does to them. I fear Tracey, with her glaring self consciousness, is one of those women

No matter how low the conversation has got, he manages to drag it even further into the sewer.

He's beyond vile.

And she considers it "empowering" Glummy.

I pity her.

Fuzzy a million apologies. You all type so fast! I'd love a Barbara badger badge, if they havnt all been claimed.

Right, back to where I left off, because I've just put the kids to bed, and settled down to watch my pre recorded MAFS.

Maybe when you're up close he has a certain....musk, Schaden.

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Just urgh. Horribleness. I like Patrick even more. I don’t care if he’s clingy. Good man.

Hopefully Charlene will get to see the boys night and she'll realise Pat is more of a man than any of the others. Telv and John, you should have done so much better 🙁

On another note, has anyone noticed that in the adverts the ad for Freeview TV is playing the "Freelove Freeway" song from the office

Oh @happinessischocolate I so hope they show all of it on the final episode and that DeaNO gets shown his vileness in all its glory. Justin and Troy were idiots for joining in with him.

Charlene is my next best friend.

SO I've started to follow the ones who've gone on Instagram, Davina has had a baby 😱 she looks like motherhood really suits her, and her baby is gorgeous

Maybe when you're up close he has a certain....musk, Schaden

LOL!

I'm never going to be able to say sexy again. It'll be sixy from here on out.

I can't say I'd be surprised if Tracey says stay even after she hears what Charlene says.

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Oh *@happinessischocolate* I so hope they show all of it on the final episode and that DeaNO gets shown his vileness in all its glory. Justin and Troy were idiots for joining in with him.

Charlene is my next best friend.

I've had a girl crush on Charlene since the beginning, and have always thought Patrick isn't quite good enough for her, but I was impressed with him tonight. He might not stand up to his mother enough, but he stood up to a load of mouthy drunk idiots.

I hate Nasser but even he baulked at JustNO and DeaNOs conversation. Justin is totally JUST NO in my head from now in.

He might not stand up to his mother enough, but he stood up to a load of mouthy drunk idiots.

That's because Ruby is waaaay scarier than that bunch of wazzocks!

Thoughts on tonight:
Justin looked like a flayed Rab C Nesbitt in that string vest. If that's all Tinder's got to offer I'll stay with Mr Eau. At least he's a nice normal colour.
The wife swap conversation was just Leopards don't change their spots and Dean didn't disappoint.
Patrick is definitely on my good list and got extra points for objecting to the sheer horror of Dean attempting to offload his wife onto anyone who'd have her.
I didn't think Troy particularly joined in. He said Stephanie was attractive (she is) but I think she's a bright, confident woman and that was just a fun story angle. Troy wasn't as far as I saw, disrespectful to Ashley with regard to 'wife swapping'?
Nasser loved to watch the drama far too much to join in tonight. He had a ringside seat. I also think he wouldn't highlight himself in case anyone criticised him - he doesn't do well with that and he starts referring to himself in the third person like a strange little Chucky doll.

Yes Patrick stepped up tonight Dean and Justin so awful talking about just swapping wives like it was up to them! and I also liked the advice he gave to Telv I did think Sarah was a bit ott it sounded like Telv just wanted to go to the gym and live more normally but then she is v insecure So he was right once again.

I've had a girl crush on Charlene since the beginning.

So have I, especially after her wedding dress. When me and Ryan get married I can only hope to be as stylish. Still clutching at that straw.

Ruby would wipe the floor with DeanO wouldn't she. I wish they would let her see the footage if boys night abs let her loose on them.

Did anyone notice how “normal” Troy behaved at that dinner party? No silly geekiness.

Ugh why does my phone think I mean abs when I type and

Troy seemed pretty quiet in the bits they showed.

Justin's eyes positively lit up when he saw the mannequin!! It was so funny. What a waste of Carly's time he is.

I'm worried that Sarah has too much still to deal with from her past. Given the trauma of losing her precious twin babies I don't think she should have been on the show.

I could be wrong but I felt that Telv was totally blindsided by her reaction. He genuinely seemed so confused and was oblivious to any issues other than that instance in the taxi. I fear that Telv may be paying the price for the behaviour of Sarah's ex(es).

But Patrick was an absolute star tonight! I love him!! And he passes the baton to Charlene for the dinner party. I can't wait.

Can I ask a serious question?
What IS it about Dean that the women swoon over?
I'm too middle aged to be objective. I just see a tall bloke with short legs and a comb over. He's also a bit red like Justin, or that could just be my TV.
Then his misogyny, treating women as objects to discard, not to mention his tragic rapping and skateboarding, makes him repulsive to me.
Yet, he clearly is super attractive to women.
Anyone willing to admit they 'would' in real life?