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MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 02/09/2020 19:46

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

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VinylDetective · 09/09/2020 22:36

@Eaumyword

Can I ask a serious question? What IS it about Dean that the women swoon over? I'm too middle aged to be objective. I just see a tall bloke with short legs and a comb over. He's also a bit red like Justin, or that could just be my TV. Then his misogyny, treating women as objects to discard, not to mention his tragic rapping and skateboarding, makes him repulsive to me. Yet, he clearly is super attractive to women. Anyone willing to admit they 'would' in real life?
God knows. There was a shot of his neck from behind in one episode and it was two rolls of fat. Gross. None of the men are anything to write home about.
Sertchgi123 · 09/09/2020 22:36

I have no clue about Deano, he’s just not attractive to look at and his personality is grim.

Honeyroar · 09/09/2020 22:50

I can only assume that most of the other guys are 5’2 or something, so the tall men stand out. It was the same in the last series with Nick. It seems that, in Australia, you can be a total twat, but if you’re tall you get away with it!

Emmy2020 · 09/09/2020 22:56

@NowYouListenToMeFella I can imagine a load of mannequins sat behind desks in his office, he prob gives them more attention than Carly.

Hmm maybe you type Abs way too much and it autocorrects it 😁😁

Emmy2020 · 09/09/2020 22:57

Eww no to Deano! No idea what anyone sees in him, he definitely has a pink colour!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/09/2020 23:00

I don't know either Eau.

There seems to be an Aussie obsession with tall men (tough on you Nasser, you poisonous little troll) and in the last series, and a couple of times in this series the "expert" have talked about "dominant alpha males" of which Thimbface is (obviously) one.

I've never heard such a load of w*nk!

I see a fat-necked ugly bloke trying desperately to cling onto his youth and establish a career as a rapper before he loses all of his hair and can't hold his gut in any longer.

He manipulates and lies and drags people down to his level by "joking" about stuff - except he is deadly serious . . . and he effectively bullies the other blokes by putting them on the spot and implying that if they don't join in they're spoiling the party - after all, it's just about of fun - come on, mate - where's the harm in a bit of speculation? It's just a bloke thing, isn't it? They all do it! (Except, of course, that they don't - only twonks like him do it.)

Troy was (as someone has remarked)uncharacteristically a) quiet and b) adult.

I got the impression that from his perspective the convocation started off as a bit of mild fun, and then degenerated faster and further than heavier imagined and he was quite out of his floppy-haired, posh-boy, amiable-idiot depth and wasn't comfortable at all but didn't know how to get out of it.

I don't think Thumbface and The Cornetto King will have done themselves any favours with their tasteless misogynistic speculations, nasty innuendo and sordid suggestions,

I got the impression they were all relieved when it was going-home time.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/09/2020 23:04

*conversation, not convocation, though I suppose convocation it's totally inappropriate

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/09/2020 23:05

*also - he ever imagined, not heavier imagined

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Frazzled2207 · 09/09/2020 23:18

Patrick definitely came out best out of that horrid encounter didn’t he.
Troy looked uncomfortable.

Myshitisreal · 09/09/2020 23:31

Just mid show here.

2 things.

Please tell me Justin Doesn't come out of the changing room with that on 🤯

What tf has turned Sarah into a high maintenance mess???

LarkDescending · 09/09/2020 23:37

@Myshitisreal no spoilers, but I recommend having a cushion ready for when Justin emerges from the cubicle.

LarkDescending · 09/09/2020 23:38

...because some things, once seen, can’t be unseen.

LarkDescending · 09/09/2020 23:41

Psychobabble moment: Sarah is projecting the pain and abandonment of her recent past relationship onto this one.

Myshitisreal · 09/09/2020 23:48

Oh goodness 🤮 😂

Do I need a badger badge??? I really like badges. I have a small backpack collection/addiction, and different badges on most of them.

MissMarplesHandbag · 10/09/2020 00:12

It might be good editing, but DeaNo was defo directing the boys night convo. He’s rancid.
Kudos to Patrick.

Italiangreyhound · 10/09/2020 01:21

Well that was such a weird episode!

What is going on with Troy and his MIL!!!!

Justin went lingerie shopping for Carly and ended up buying himself the worst mesh vest! What does that say!

What is going on with Telv and Sarah?

Patrick is lovely. I cannot work out what is happening with Patrick and Charlene. Who is the block there, him or her?

So shocked that Dean appeared to want to offer up Tracey as being really hot! Maybe jealous that Justin was interested in Ash.

I had said all along that Ash and Justin would be a better connection then Ash and Troy or Carly and Justin.

All so weird!

Italiangreyhound · 10/09/2020 02:04

I love Mel's green top!

Eaumyword · 10/09/2020 06:30

Me too, gorgeous colour of top!
She's really attractive, but I want to chop off the hair extensions off at least 3 of the women. They are driving me nuts hanging down like they do AngryBlush

Destinysdaughter · 10/09/2020 06:53

How do pp know who's wearing hair extensions? I've looked closely, but I really couldn't tell!

Ron1984 · 10/09/2020 07:32

Why was the convo with Carly and Cornetto not shown where she throws him out?

Studio execs are furiously penning ‘what if wife swop week...’ for MAFS 6

Sertchgi123 · 10/09/2020 08:04

I don’t think Ash would tolerate Justin for even a second. She doesn’t suffer fools, nuff said.

I hope Sarah sorts herself out. It would be a terrible shame if she lost the lovely Telv.

Deano and Justin showed their true colours last night. Patrick is lovely. Troy didn’t get involved and looked uncomfortable. Go Troy

The older guys were pretty disgusted.

I really hope Charlene gives a good performance tonight! 😡

SchadenfreudePersonified · 10/09/2020 08:20

@Myshitisreal

Oh goodness 🤮 😂

Do I need a badger badge??? I really like badges. I have a small backpack collection/addiction, and different badges on most of them.

Everyone needs a Badger Badge!

And it is an investment - the Troy badge could end up in the back of the drawer if he runs away with his MIL, but a Badger is for Life, not just for the series.

Also - it is Black and White and goes with EVERYTHING!

You can wear it gardening, at a debutante's ball, to hold a pashmina i place, to keep your knickers up if the 'laccie snaps - SO versatile.

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FuzzyPuffling · 10/09/2020 08:51

Love all your comments. 😁😁

Frazzled2207 · 10/09/2020 09:44

does anyone know how much more there is of this? My husband can't take much more of the daily updates. It's taken over my life a bit too much now.

Frazzled2207 · 10/09/2020 09:46

Hair extensions -
Sarah surely
Melissa does in some scenes but not all the time .
I wonder about Ash but I think hers is probably just very thick.
I don't think any of the others have hair extensions. Gabby wears some kind of wig doesn't she?