MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

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Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

To the Troy fan club, can you imagine dtd with him? He's one of those men who would probably exclaim, Oh Mummy, at the point of climax...

Did anyone else spot Carly and Justin snogging in the "next episode" bit at the end of Friday's show?

@Destinysdaughter

To the Troy fan club, can you imagine dtd with him? He's one of those men who would probably exclaim, Oh Mummy, at the point of climax...

I can imagine great enthusiasm! Didn't spot Carly and Justin snogging, no. I just can't see they have any chemistry at all.

Well I said I was out having been disappointed by the fakery and contestant scouting but I guess addiction is hard to beat!
Nasser-wth???
Deano rapping(?) oh dear god I had to crawl under the sofa until it was over
Sex talk is abundant this series, so very public.
Troy still has me perplexed. I’m thinking he’s a rich boy with servants maybe.

Yes I can imagine Troy shouting ‘Mummy!’

It's definitely more staged this series. But there are some gems in there - Sarah and Telv and Patrick and Charlene.
However it's still very addictive and I've resisted the temptation to google.

Nassar & Nassar 😂

I’m so looking forward to Gabby telling him to shove off.

Troy has grown on me . At first I preferred Ash but she’s not very warm. Troy amuses me!

Still loving Telv 😍, I really want him and Sarah to work out.

I'll be back with nicer comments about the others when I am over my fume

You just enjoy your fumeellenanora - it is a justified one.

I have to admit, I am not a violent person , or at least, that's whatI keep telling the police, but if I met Nasser anywhere I would probably present him with his own tripes on a platter.

Hello all. Hope you don't mind me joining in these threads are hilarious and so interesting too. I love all the different views on the contestants (Although a big no to finding Troy remotely attractive!)
Nasser is horrible all that rubbish about the flat being possessed😮 He could've got a hotel room for them both, gone out with her during the day and met her friends in a restaurant/bar. He obviously just doesn't fancy Gaby, I'm not sure he even likes her.
I love Sarah but I'd like to see her without the makeup. It does make me laugh when they film her and Telv 'waking up' and she has a full face of makeup which looks like it takes at least half an hour to apply.

Just caught up with Friday. Gab was so quietly dignified and strong at the dinner party. Nasser really is a case.

Troy still has me perplexed. I’m thinking he’s a rich boy with servants maybe.

THAT'S why he's still a virgin - probably has a man to do that sort of thing for him.

Yes I can imagine Troy shouting ‘Mummy!

So can I. And now I feel ill . . . Thank you for that brain-freezing image Destinysdaughter

I am having to access this thread via the previous one every time and it's getting annoying. Must have accidentally clicked something somewhere. Has anyone any suggestions for getting it back onto my "watched" threads?

I've activated "watch this thread" and faffed about with "hide", "flip" (that was interesting) and "refresh", but it won't return.

Whatever I foolishly did seems permanent.

Welcome Izzabellasasperella

Lovely to have you here.

There is a long, loooooong with until Monday evening. so feel free to jump in with any little comments, questions or tit-bits you want to share.

We are a good bunch here, and even our differences are forgotten under a universal loathing of Nasser and Thumbface.

*wait, not with

I feel bereft without it over the weekend 😂
I also find it amusing when Sarah wakes up with a full face of make up on.
And another one for the Troy fan club. He's really grown on me lately. I think he's very sweet with Ashley.

Someone upthread at some point mentioned the art class John and Melissa took and YEA so funny - I thought seeing as she initiated the class she was good at painting and the finished piece was something my 4yo would come up with, it was hilarious 😂😂

Do I'm having MAFS withdrawal symptoms so I'm gonna watch the season 4 episode where John married for the first time. See if his wife then was as cracker as they're making her out to be

@GlummyMcGlummerson

Do I'm having MAFS withdrawal symptoms so I'm gonna watch the season 4 episode where John married for the first time. See if his wife then was as cracker as they're making her out to be

Ah - memories of Dippy Deb. Enjoy!

@GlummyMcGlummerson

Do I'm having MAFS withdrawal symptoms so I'm gonna watch the season 4 episode where John married for the first time. See if his wife then was as cracker as they're making her out to be

She was BARKINGm Glummy

Absolutely BARKING!

Ooh I can't wait, I'll report back my thoughts

Yep Debs was proper crazy. I have no idea why they were paired TBH. Just totally pointless.

I am half way through series 6. If you thought 4 and 5 were crazy you've not seen nothing yet!!!

Ok, so I'm 10 minutes into the Deb/John episode and in fairness to her she says she likes "exotic" men who are "different" - and they paired her with John 🤣🤣 how come the men always get what they ordered (Troy wanted a cheerleader Barbie, Dean wanted a vapid brunette) and the women don't?!

How do I watch series 6? Please don't tell me I'm going to have to wait months.

Team Troy

Again, season 4, Lauren asks for a tall man and is a good 3 inches taller than Andrew! The producers are all DeaNO alpha males aren't they

OMG DEB'S ENTRANCE ON THE POLYNESIAN THRONE

😂😂😂😂😂

how come the men always get what they ordered (Troy wanted a cheerleader Barbie, Dean wanted a vapid brunette) and the women don't?

This is sore point on these threads Glummy - it all seems to be about the MENZ. "Oh Tommo gets a lot of headaches - we'll pair him with Lola who is a trained nurse" "Kevvo likes a good dinner - we'll pair him with Jilly who is a trained chef" "Jonno has his own gardening business - we'll pair him with Ally who once pulled a tractor out of a ditch to save a baby's life"

Always about the MENZ . . . .