MAFS - Strictly Come DARVO - who will be gaslighting who tonight?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Sorry - miserable title, but I just noticed we were nearly out of thread.

OMG DEB'S ENTRANCE ON THE POLYNESIAN THRONE

SEE - WE TOLD YOU BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE US!

Thanks to : FuzzyPuffling ; TooMuchEyeliner ; Sertchgi 123 ; CerealKillah and Bobbster we now have 10 members of the Troy WFC and are becoming a force to reckon with .
Badges in the post .
Membership fee to be advised .

@GlummyMcGlummerson Debbie thought she was in Just Eat when she ordered a Polynesian from the Islands.

On on on not in!!!!

@SchadenfreudePersonified I shall eat a very large slice of humble pie. She really wanted a Polynesian didn't she 🤣🤣 poor John!

Or an Italian, Glummy. Or a Texan or a Canadian would have done at a pinch.

(You have that Great Moment in Batsh*ttery yet to come . . . it isn't really a spoiler to tell you, because the FULL IMPACT OF THE WHOLE THING is in her TONE OF VOICE - just you wait! )

Can I just see how much interest there'd be for a separate thread for right thinkers? I'm finding mentions of 'liking Troy' exceptionally triggering. My tuna and toothpaste flashbacks are stopping me eating or sleeping you absolute animals

I saw a comment by Sarah on Instagram today where she said none of them speak to Nasser because since the series has finished he's been individually nasty to all of them. Gab's is so lovely why couldn't they have paired her with someone who would have adored her instead of a narcissistic sociopath.🤣

I'm halfway through series 6 too and I can feel my brain cells melting with every episode I watch, and yet, i still continue

I have been binging this over a couple of days, only on Episode 10.

Dean and Sean are pricks. Marry someone on telly and then be like "I'm from Sydney so I'm more sexually sophisticated" Embarrassment. Go back to Fucking Sydney Fuckboi.

Sean despised Jo from the very start and never even tried.

Davina is on the show purely to be on TV, she can't find anyone to commit to her because she is some kind of sociopath

Wondering when Patrick's scary as fuck Mum makes a comeback.

At this stage, for me, Nasser and Gabi are still doing great and are well liked. Wondering what went wrong. Not going to read too many comments and get spoiled.

My tuna and toothpaste flashbacks are stopping me eating or sleeping you absolute animals

Some people have no standards Sheldon

Have some and plenty of . You will need the latter to deal with the pain.

@brittanyfairies

I saw a comment by Sarah on Instagram today where she said none of them speak to Nasser because since the series has finished he's been individually nasty to all of them. Gab's is so lovely why couldn't they have paired her with someone who would have adored her instead of a narcissistic sociopath.🤣

I'm halfway through series 6 too and I can feel my brain cells melting with every episode I watch, and yet, i still continue

That's really interesting Brittany - because most people seem to keep in touch, if only for a catch-up booze-up after the series, not matter how much they've fallen out during it.

He's an absolute tool!

Ok, so if you had a metaphorical gun to one's head, who would you shag, marry, avoid?

I would obviously shag Troy (I just would ban tuna and laughing), marry Telv or John (would have to taser him every time he laughed though) and avoid...Well, that's tricky because frankly you're choosing between a thumbfaced cheater, old Sean, young Sean - neither princes are they, non-millionaire/non-personality Justin or a scary psychopath. Don't want to get murdered in my bed and it apparently be my own fault for making him do it, so I think I'd avoid Nasser.

@Bobbster shvideos.net/2020/07/14/mafs-au-3-6/

I did like Troy through most of the series really. I feel like Ashley definitely has the ick with him so doesn't matter what he does she finds him repulsive.

To the Troy fan club, can you imagine dtd with him? He's one of those men who would probably exclaim, Oh Mummy, at the point of climax..

I've had somebody flirting with me recently but he's now started calling me 'mummy' which is beyond peculiar. Is this a thing?

He's actually very similar to Troy 🤔

@Eaumyword

Ok, so if you had a metaphorical gun to one's head, who would you shag, marry, avoid?

I would obviously shag Troy (I just would ban tuna and laughing), marry Telv or John (would have to taser him every time he laughed though) and avoid...Well, that's tricky because frankly you're choosing between a thumbfaced cheater, old Sean, young Sean - neither princes are they, non-millionaire/non-personality Justin or a scary psychopath. Don't want to get murdered in my bed and it apparently be my own fault for making him do it, so I think I'd avoid Nasser.

I would shag Ryan (still miss him), marry Telv and avoid Nasser.

Thank you for explaining the Troy appreciation for me Eau, I think I - like Ashley - have the ick so everything he does annoys me and I can’t see past it. Perhaps I should be kinder, although I am still a long way off the fan club. I’m jealous of the badges though...

Hey Garby, if you'd have to force it, Troy's not for you and you don't qualify for a badge I'm afraid. Thems the rules and you've got to be in it to win it 🤷‍♀️
As for being called mummy - was there anything more sexy than Hugh Grant saying hello mummy to Bridget Jones's big pants? Just me then?!
Although, to be clear, I would be concerned in a Norman Bates way if someone other than whom I have given birth to, calls me mummy...

Garby - you can't have the badge without putting in the leg work . Try harder . ( as I was told at school )

I’’ll have Patrick while you’re all* fighting over Tunabreath Troy.

*OK not all.

@Eaumyword

I like Troy, so count me in on his fan club. at least his heart is in the right place ...Ashley is a pest and should be thankful she didn’t get a deano or nasser, worst still miserable git Sean!

Ooh I forgot about Patrick. Yes, he's really nice, mm. According to Charlene though, he seems to like sitting in a prayer circle, examining his feelings a bit too much?

Hoxton, excellent news, badge in post 🎟🏅

Avoid Deano of course!!!

I would prefer a tin of tuna to Troy. Is that an option please?