Corrie Thread - No SPOILERS. Jonny, Scott & A Tub of Lube Edition.

[MonkeyToesOfDoom]

No spoilers...

If it ain't been happened in the show..
It's a spoiler... So... SHUT IT..

Ah, a classy edition of the Corrie thread. About time.

Geoff now knows where he can shove his vacuum hose.

Johnny and Scott, Daniel and the prostitute, Geoff and his hoover.
Next week Dev, Abi, Mary and Kevin, all having a swingers party in Sally's hot tub whilst Sally's away..

I was wondering about the hot tub. Did it ever make more than one appearance?

@eddiemairswife

I was wondering about the hot tub. Did it ever make more than one appearance?

I think they're still scraping Liz's slap off the bottom.

@eddiemairswife

I was wondering about the hot tub. Did it ever make more than one appearance?

I seem to recall it featured not too long ago, but then Covid happened of course so they can't be seen getting cosy and close in a hot Petri dish of human fluids and Covid virus.

a hot Petri dish of human fluids and Covid virus

Which brings Daniel's dead missus's escort-clutched unwashed cardi to mind.

@JamieLeeCurtains

a hot Petri dish of human fluids and Covid virus

Which brings Daniel's dead missus's escort-clutched unwashed cardi to mind.

< not envy...

How did Daniel's escort girl become almost a silly, Gemma-type character so suddenly?

@Clawdy

How did Daniel's escort girl become almost a silly, Gemma-type character so suddenly?

Useless writers? Contempt for their core audience?

Just a wild guess.

@Clawdy

How did Daniel's escort girl become almost a silly, Gemma-type character so suddenly?

I think she might be in lurve

Daniel Barlow IS Richard Gere in Cardi Woman

Thanks for thread!

Just when I thought the acting couldn't get any worse and cardi girl's punter turned round when she threw her show at him and said "why you little...". I don't think I've heard anyone besides Homer Simpson and Elmer Fudd say that when they're angry.

I agree with the person in the last thread I really don’t want to see Abi go down the addiction storyline again. She had so many relapses but has turned her life around now. Can’t they just let her be happy?

Did punter man say Pigging? I thought only the woman who might have been called Eva said pigging. Every pigging episode.
I might use it myself, but 'Oh Pig doesn't sound great.

Hate it when they use stupid substitute swear words like "pigging". Didn't he also say "chuffing"!?

Chuffing and pigging!
Have I landed back in the 70s? Surely they can think up better words than that?!

Chuffing and pigging are frequently used round me. Don’t remember hearing it in the 70’s.

Steve uses flipping all the flipping time too!

Flaming 'eck is also heard on occasions of high dramatic tension, e.g. Sally is dissatisfied with the behaviour of either Kev or Tim.

I haven't heard chuffing and pigging for decades, maybe it depends where you live!

Can anyone remind me why there was tension between the bistro owner (Ray?) and Daniel? I feel like I must have forgotten something that went on between them.

Is Ray another booker of escorts? I'm trying to remember but all I can picture is a very pissed Abi in a blue sparkly frock.

Can anyone remind me why there was tension between the bistro owner (Ray?) and Daniel? I feel like I must have forgotten something that went on between them.

Ray referenced stealing but I don't remember the storyline either. It can't have been very interesting!

Oh hang on, Daniel helped Bethany tackle Ray about being a sleazebag didn't he? I'd forgotten about Bethany, much like everyone else in Corrie.