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Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 25/08/2020 10:18

Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/08/2020 20:04

What have I missed?

I was sorting out a baby rabbit the cat brought back and have just got here.

What has Thumbface said/done now?

Is he back in Tracey's arms?

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Inmybackyard · 26/08/2020 20:05

Oh no, Liberace is cock blocking Nassar after all.

Destinysdaughter · 26/08/2020 20:07

SchadenfreudePersonified well, Deano has shagged Tracey and is now having second thoughts about what to do...

NowYouListenToMeFella · 26/08/2020 20:09

Go Jo. Sean didn't like that one bit 😂😂

happinessischocolate · 26/08/2020 20:09

Go on Jo Grin

LarkDescending · 26/08/2020 20:09

Jo has found her anger. Go Jo!

EstuaryBird · 26/08/2020 20:10

‘This is what I got delivered’ 😂😂😂

👍 Jo

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/08/2020 20:16

@EstuaryBird

‘This is what I got delivered’ 😂😂😂

👍 Jo

I would have added "This great useless lump of lard with a face like a permanently smacked *rse!"
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TheLittleRedToothbrush · 26/08/2020 20:16

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/08/2020 20:18

"Experts" lying and bluffing their way through things.

Stop backtracking, Jo!

Or is she keeping him in to make him SUFFER!?

(I could respect that)

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EstuaryBird · 26/08/2020 20:20

Got to be honest, I’d have loved it if she’d made him stay another week..

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/08/2020 20:20

Walls again!

Is everyone in Australia a construction worker?

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Sidge · 26/08/2020 20:20

Ha! Jo made Sulky Sean sweat for a moment there!

They’re saving the Numbfaces for last, there are going to be FIREWORKS 😳

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/08/2020 20:21

@EstuaryBird

Got to be honest, I’d have loved it if she’d made him stay another week..
Hoping she gives him HELL, estuary.
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SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/08/2020 20:24

I think he's on the verge of bankruptcy and needs the $200/day.

T*sser!

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Destinysdaughter · 26/08/2020 20:26

Ooh here we go!!

rainbowlou · 26/08/2020 20:28

Sadly I think she would still take Dean back if he confesses tonight

Sidge · 26/08/2020 20:29

If Davina could move her face she’d be shocked.

Woah.

Egghead68 · 26/08/2020 20:29

Is everyone in Australia a construction worker?

Yes it seems they are all tradies or FIFO

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/08/2020 20:31

HE made a decision not to be intimate!

W*nker!

DaviNA's FACE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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NowYouListenToMeFella · 26/08/2020 20:32

Ah Jesus I can't take the suspense

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/08/2020 20:33

Confession time . . . will she kick him into touch? Rip DaviNA's hair out? Pick up her bag and leave with her dignity intact?

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Inmybackyard · 26/08/2020 20:35

I bet my last pig’s testicle that she forgives him.

Sidge · 26/08/2020 20:38

Oh my god he is AWFUL.

Poor Ryan. He looks crushed.

JoanWilderbeast · 26/08/2020 20:39

Married at False Sight by False Experts. ;0