MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

On no how can they inflict that vain Nasser on that lovely, vulnerable woman?

@Destinysdaughter I was thinking the same. I can’t imagine him asking for a woman near his age given how stunning and young he looks

@hoxtonbabe

Nasser looks like Liberace, all That’s missing is the flamboyant clothes

😂😂😂😂 did he say 45 mins on skin care? You'd never get near the bathroom

It seems like the woman are matched with men to fix their problems and help them grow up.

I already dislike Nasser - the man-child!

They are landing that poor woman with an adult infant.

"Ready to settle down" at 50? Pfffffft!

Delurkers always welcomed with open arms!

And we have our first proper commitment-phobe! Hurray!

I thought it bad enough that DaviNA hadn’t lived with anyone, but she’s only late 20s, he’s 50!

It won’t last long. He won’t be able to keep it up (not a euphemism)

It won’t last long. He won’t be able to keep it up (not a euphemism)

Well, he raised a couple of eyebrows in this house, so I suppose that's something.

Dh thinks Justin is in this not to meet the woman he’s going to marry, but to advertise himself to all women as an excellent catch. It’s a possibility.

Dh obviously still isn’t in any way invested - just to be clear.

It seems like the woman are matched with men to fix their problems and help them grow up.

That’s the same stunt the experts pulled the last time.

I didn’t hear Liberace say about 45 mins on his skin care but with all that time I would be expecting either a George Clooney or Brad Pitt lookalike

I don't like Justin, either.

Can't stop working means that any wife will come second, and in the words of a "high-flyer" I once had the misfortune of knowing - women are expendable - if they get in the way - "ditch the bitch"

Nasser
People beat me to the Liberace looky likey competition!
I'm really attractive, I'm a 7/10. Okaay.

OMG Nassar is awful. He thinks he's attractive. I suspect women the world over think he isn't. The poor woman he is paired with, she will end up with two children.

I can’t imagine Nasser being ok with having a wife with alopecia given how vain he is. I really hope I’m wrong but I can see him hurting her feelings

Gabriella is FAR to good for Nasser.

She seems quite vulnerable, too. Surely there are some hard-as-nails, take-no-sh*t women in Australia?

We can't ALL be on Mumsnet, can we?

@Eaumyword he’s a blooming dead ringer. I hope his wedding suit is a sparkling number with a cape and has a diamanté encrusted cane.

I agree with you I dontbelieveit I too can’t see him being comfortable with that, but let us give him the benefit of the doubt for now.

Rich boy just wants the trophy wife I'd say. Not sure how your one (forgot her name already) will react. She might be all 😍😍😍😍 for the lifestyle he offers

The only people I am rooting for are NPJ and Melissa. I love his laugh, the laugh of a man who never has a fag out of his mouth.

I agree he looks like Liberace, but there the resemblance ends.

Liberace had a certain cubit-zirconia-al charm which appealed to candelabra-loving septuagenarians. Nasser is just repulsive . . .

Also I have a confession. I dated a man who is the head off John Aiken. The head. Who funnily enough just popped up on my tinder. Perhaps I should apply for the show next year.

Apologies on the double posts

I'm not sure how I feel about Carly . . . she doesn't seem easily breakable though, which is a bonus.

Liberace had a certain cubit-zirconia-al charm which appealed to candelabra-loving septuagenarians. Nasser is just repulsive .

🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s just what you want on your wedding day - it being all about your sister shitting herself.

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Is Nassar wearing a toupe?

Think it could be a bad dye job. Why do men always dye their hair too dark.

I love the sisters black dress

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

It’s just what you want on your wedding day - it being all about your sister shitting herself.