MAFS Down Under Series Five - Come on . . . join us on the dark side . . you know you want to . . . [grin[

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Ready for the next car crash carnage - please fill up other thread first. I'm sure you can think of something.

(If anyone else has started a thread, let me know and I'll delete this one.

After a bit of instagram stalking it seems like there was a lasting relationship from series 4, and they moved for love........Jesse moved and now hangs around with Nick 😀

Really?! That's a sweet bromance! I wonder if Jesse lives in Nick's shed - he was living in his mum's garden annexe in S4!

Do you think the whole scared of heights stuff was made up to get him to pay her attention/get physical with her. She recovered quick smart once she had fallen into his arms!

No I think it was genuine. I feel absolute pure terror from heights, but the minute I'm back on the ground I'm fine.

eaumyword and who is helping to sell the fruit and veg?!

www.instagram.com/p/CDKrcbtJrl8/?igshid=17ouevta8h8sp

Haha, roll up, roll up, see my lovely coconuts and potatoes! Come with me through my door, you won't regret it!

Waves - signing on to say I'm starting Episode 5. Troy ... 2 minutes in and I want to punch his lights out. BRB for the rest of my analysis

Just happened to put the tv on and the episode with Troy is on it, I did watch it but missed the beginning part. Do just saw the tuna eating and tooth brushing, who even brushes their teeth like that 😂🤣🤣 what a wierdo!

Oh man. That tuna thing. Surely his breath absolutely reeked at the wedding? Loved how the sister has him sussed already. He's sooo awkward. Cringed everytime he spoke

So glad John seems to have a better match this time. I mean the only thing I agreed with Debbie was smokers breath isnt great, but as Melissa mentioned smoking, they're already a better match in that respect

Roll on tonights episode.

Thanks for that recommendation Joan - I'll certainly have a look.

Yeah looking forward to tonight’s episode

verdita totally agree season 5 has a lot to live up to (weeps for Siiimon and adopts Australian accent Elene)

I am desperate for tonight's episode as I need sometime to take my mind off paaaaiiiiin!

I had a tooth taken out this afternoon. It had split vertically and infection had got in. Dentist couldn't get it all out and spent AGES digging about in my gum (found out when I got out that I'd been in the best part of an hour while he hacked and gouged my innocent flesh. He gave up when the anaesthetic wore off because I kept squeaking, and has assured me that the remaining root will "eventually work its way out (I'm sure it will - he's always been excellent in the past and I've been with him 20-odd years). But now the constant ache is irritating the hell out of me! The worst bit is that I've been told not to stick my tongue into the hole or mess about with it.

I'm dying to mess about with it . . .

Omg that sounds horrendous!
We can take your mind off it.
More weddings and honeymoons tonight, hurrah!
Sorry to get smutty, but who do you think has done the deed yet?

Oh no! How is it possible not to mess with it? The one pleasure of dental problems is the constant poking, surely? 😞 much sympathy Schadenfreude.

Just marking the thread so I don't lose it. Now I'm going to read everything above.

Don't mind me.

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Oh no *@SchadenfreudePersonified* I'm in middle of implants etc and the pain is awful... let's hope tonight's show had plenty of fun to keep us from prodding with our tongue!

We will sit, brave and uncomplaining throughout.

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

Oh no! How is it possible not to mess with it? The one pleasure of dental problems is the constant poking, surely? 😞 much sympathy Schadenfreude.

It IS, Rinder

It is my only consolation . . .

I have toothache as well! Giving me a headache all day. Probably because my dental appointments have all been postponed and I need to book a new one! Praying it doesn't turn into an infection. 🙏

When it got infected my gums swelled up like billy-o and went very spongey and bled. I had clean my teeth very gently with toothpaste on my finger they were so painful.

One thing that really helped (and I rarely recommend anything) was Listerine Gum defence Mouthwash - it really did a good job of my gum infection and almost cleared it in only a few days, but obviously because it was seated up inside the tooth couldn't get rid of it altogether.

I would recommend it to anyone in a heartbeat - and it's half-price at Tesco at the moment. It might be worth using as a preventative measure (which is what it's primarily designed for).

I' just grateful I live in a country and an age that we have both dentists and anaesthetics!

(Apologies to everyone who is hoping to read about the couples - this is just a little de-rail)

Sorry - above was in response to Raspberry

Delurking if that's ok. Glued to this horror show. Hopefully it will live up to season 4

Mind yourself Schaden that sounds awful.

Good lord tonight's episode is on five minutes and Troy is giving me the rage already. I would weep if I ended up with him.

Sorry to hear about your tooth SchadenfreudePersonified. Hopefully watching this will take your mind off fiddling about with it.

Nasser looks like Liberace, all
That’s missing is the flamboyant clothes