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Maatercheffians assemble 2020 no. 2

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fourquenelles · 12/03/2020 20:06

New thread here

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RomaineCalm · 01/04/2020 21:31

I know it's a tasting menu but just ONE tortellini?

Halsall · 01/04/2020 21:32

Lovely slab of fat lightly marbled with meat Hmm

ellenanora5 · 01/04/2020 21:32

I like Beverly but would have liked Max to have another chance

TheDogsMother · 01/04/2020 21:33

@Halsall Grin

fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:33

Reminds me of my Nan's pork belly Sunday tea Halsall Where's the Branston?

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Halsall · 01/04/2020 21:33

SCALLOPS AGAIN

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:33

He's gone all farty!!!!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:33

SCALLOPS!

ilovesooty · 01/04/2020 21:33

Shut up Claire.

Oh scallops.

Halsall · 01/04/2020 21:34

Malt extract foam? Horlicks milkshake?

jay55 · 01/04/2020 21:34

These dishes are so masterchef cheffy it's unreal

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:35

I agree re 1 tortellini:/

TheDogsMother · 01/04/2020 21:35

I knew I'd forgotten something this evening. Aerating the malt extract foam.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:35

Did he leave the coral in?

ellenanora5 · 01/04/2020 21:35

Aww I really liked Simon, glad he's doing well.

I've never been for a tasting menu

RomaineCalm · 01/04/2020 21:35

Woods is probably not a restaurant for vegans...

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/chef-simon-wood-slams-diner-16998415

jay55 · 01/04/2020 21:37

Why would you slap a seedy cracker on top a lemon meringue?

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:37

That venison dish looks yummy

Halsall · 01/04/2020 21:37

'My Masterchef Journey'

Simon has well and truly disappeared up his own sous-vide, I fear.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:37

Sooty, dh was less polite than you.
Simon, Simon, Simon. When were you taken by the pod people? He said journey!

RomaineCalm · 01/04/2020 21:37

Along with pickled fennel Jay. Smile

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:39

He really has been taken by the aliens hasn't it!!

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:40

They must not be using the roe. I'd say one of Simons bods will take that and make something with it tho. Can't see him wasting it all

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:42

I don't remember what he did wrong with his first one?!?

But fuck me he has cocked it up TWICE?!? it's meringue

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:42

Oh he is being a bit prickish to Bev.