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Maatercheffians assemble 2020 no. 2

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fourquenelles · 12/03/2020 20:06

New thread here

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Halsall · 30/03/2020 21:43

Shirley! Are we going to have a live MC/labour thread??!!

Seriously, all the very best wishes for when little Sous-Vide arrives Smile Flowers

TheDogsMother · 30/03/2020 21:44

Evening !! Very late to this episode. I hope you are all feeling well. I'm really not sure about those chicken feet Confused

RomaineCalm · 30/03/2020 21:44

Grouchy I think Christian would much rather be in charge of the cleaver than farting around peeling artichokes.

PotterHead1985 · 30/03/2020 21:45

Here hand over that mask.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2020 21:45

Pretty sure you're right Romaine.

TheDogsMother · 30/03/2020 21:47

Shirley ! How exciting. Please keep us updated 👶

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2020 21:48

Oh best of luck Shirley hope you're ok

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ellenanora5 · 30/03/2020 21:49

Does someone go home at the end of this round

fourquenelles · 30/03/2020 21:49

Reported the spam

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Halsall · 30/03/2020 21:50

Me too Smile

PotterHead1985 · 30/03/2020 21:50

Snap

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 30/03/2020 21:50

Yup...me too

fourquenelles · 30/03/2020 21:51

You couldn't cook that many (or any) to order you baldy buffoon

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PotterHead1985 · 30/03/2020 21:51

Ah. They were artichoke. Whyyy like that tho

Halsall · 30/03/2020 21:52

And lo, the wrath of the Mastercheffians shall rain down on them.....

fourquenelles · 30/03/2020 21:53

What a load of poncey nonsense

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TheDogsMother · 30/03/2020 21:53

Has anyone assembled their dinner this evening with tweezers ? Grin

PotterHead1985 · 30/03/2020 21:53

Tongs yea. Tweezers no

GrouchyKiwi · 30/03/2020 21:54

I used a ladle and slopped it all into the bowl (and once onto DD2's bread plate).

fourquenelles · 30/03/2020 21:55

Grin Potter me too - tongs yes, normal person sized food.

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LaMarschallin · 30/03/2020 21:55

Picked up each baked bean individually.

Stone cold by the end, obvs, but looked great!

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2020 21:55

Completely agree Fourqs it's getting on my nerves now

The contestants shouldn't be expected to do this work, they are amateurs for god sake

TheDogsMother · 30/03/2020 21:56

Yup tongs to get the stir fry out of the wok. Not a micro herb in sight.

fourquenelles · 30/03/2020 21:56

Grin LaMarchallin

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