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Maatercheffians assemble 2020 no. 2

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fourquenelles · 12/03/2020 20:06

New thread here

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RomaineCalm · 01/04/2020 21:04
fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:06

Help yourself Romaine, It's Tesco's cheapest brie and I only have about 4 grapes left :(

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:07

Evening all. Welcome baby Scallop. Hope you are all ok Shirley.
Plum and shiitake. No. Let me repeat. Fuck to the no.
How’s Claire’s little boutique bnb going I wonder? (Sorry, she gets on me tits)

ilovesooty · 01/04/2020 21:07

I don't think I've ever had bread fruit.

fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:09

Me neither ilovesooty

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jay55 · 01/04/2020 21:09

I've had breadfruit but not as a paste, it did taste like bread. Too weird a texture for me.

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:09

I have dinner

Maatercheffians assemble 2020 no. 2
ellenanora5 · 01/04/2020 21:10

Late

Waves to all

Wants brie now

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:10

I like bev. And no silly dreams of a restaurant.

fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:10

Potter he's nabbed your lobster tail (is one tail per person ever really enough btw?)

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ellenanora5 · 01/04/2020 21:10

Ooh tasty Potter

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:13

Oh go on then Potts. It was mince day, so chilli.(butchers fresh bulked out with frozen. Which dh pulls a face at, but you know what, it makes good spag and chilli)

ellenanora5 · 01/04/2020 21:13

I had the most unhealthy dinner this evening

Deep fried mushrooms, deep fried onion rings and a bucket of chips, all covered in garlic mayo, was going to plonk a load of cheese on top but I held back.

Grin
ilovesooty · 01/04/2020 21:15

Claire's dish sounds disgusting.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:15

Vitello tonato sounds fucking vile.

fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:16

And welcome to our old friend Hispi cabbage

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ilovesooty · 01/04/2020 21:16

Well done Thomas.

TheDogsMother · 01/04/2020 21:17

That carrot looks slightly violent laid out like that. Tough call with this lot

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:17

That looks gorgeous. But I don’t remember him or the Sikh guy.
However that, is fecking mess.

fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:18

Beetroot and in particular beetroot powder seems to be the new thing this year

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PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:18

Beetroot powder is a thing this year!!

TheDogsMother · 01/04/2020 21:18

She always does too much

RomaineCalm · 01/04/2020 21:18

"Happy as Larry the half-cooked Lamb"?

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:18

@forqs snap

TheDogsMother · 01/04/2020 21:18

Beetroot powder is the new Hispi