Maatercheffians assemble 2020 no. 2

[fourquenelles]

New thread here

Horrendous. Oh dear

Fizzy water with 2 ice cubes, a slice of lemon and a slice of lime. But apparently they both turn into toddlers demanding fuzzy waawaa when they need a glass.

What a fucking horrendous challenge.

Tofu not-fish looks bogging as well.

What's going on tonight? A plate of crusty toast with crunchy peanut butter would have won it so far.

Bloody hell jay. I hope it's thrown at them.

Ooh Johns a bit frosty with Sitwell, good

"You obviously know how to cook rice" Shitwell says that like he finds it hard!!

At least someone's excelled.

Bloody hell, Christian has done 6 million things.

Jasmeet's dish looked lovely.

Hurrah for one success!

And good looking rugby man has made pudding...

Blimey his arms are as big as my thighs and I'm a fat lass.

Moister?!!?

Rugby man has to make finals, so we can have him Come back to urge each year.

Judge not urge, though I do urge him to return

“I’d like it to be creamier”
“I’d like it to be wetter”
WOULDN’T WE ALL CHRISTIAN WOULDN’T WE ALL

Jay. Completely agree but you may need to keep your urging to yourself! 😊

Christian has it over Mustang Sally

@ShirleyPhallus , there are vulnerable ancient folk sitting around this table.

I am pleased that they keep showing his arms.

Er.

His cooking is good. He should totally go through.

Yay. Christian through

Collective sigh of relief from the Mumsnet massive

Fucking hell Christian is tall.

I think these three are stronger than the ones from last week.

Squirty cream? Squirt fucking cream? Off with their head!!

Really gutted for Amy, I thought she had the makings of a finalist

There was a lady chef in master chef professionals some years ago who was AMAZING and then made a raw tomato salad in one round and I’ve never forgiven her tbh

I like it when the girls do well

Have a lovely weekend MC-ers..
Good luck with the pineapple Shirley.