Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

I have been watching Hannibal of late and am now suspicious about whether that's really calves liver.

I like liver too, sooty

Probably hoping that Gregggg succumbs Sleep.

Monica has probably swallowed a shellfish-poisning antidote as a prophylactic measure having seen the fiasco that was yesterday's kitchen.

Yes that was quite cool of Marcus. Homicide by omission.

I don't like liver or brioche

@grouchy - and it’s drowning in a nice chianti

That looked like a turd in froth

@foxessocks snap

The way that liver burst into flames . . . mine would probably do that one day

Marcus secretly hates the other two

I wish I could do the butterr basting thing. I have tried. Lands up burning- the butter, me etc.

Austrian? Calves liver should be easy.

Schnitzel!

I love liver.

I lke liver.

Brioche is too sweet for my taste

‘Not really’ eh?!

Gregggg's superior head nodding is utterly absurd.

I wish burgers didn't come with brioche so often.

Impressed with your diet Monster if you produce turds like that

Which reminds me, I had my bowel cancer pack through the post this morning. One of the perks of turning 60

I've never had calves' fry and probably never will now that I don't eat hardly any meat (I was veggie, but I drift occasionally [])

I like brioche with chocolate in. Or as French Toast. Or anything sweet, really.

God that looks fucking disgusting

Really surprised at how few of them have got classical training, sure we usually get at least a few Tarquins who have spent years studying in France or something

These are all basically grill chefs in gastro pubs

I think Marcus and Mon used to fancy each other and had a troubled affair. They are distinctly cooler these days. I think shit went down.

Edible, we have an edible dish!!!!

Oh fourq! Welcome to the world of poo sticks!

Hurrah for Nina! I like her.