Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

Sandy wine to be exact.

33!!!

What a way to waste wine

Good boy!!!

A bottle of wine in a pan- my kind of cookery!

God Greggggggg is So. Bloody. PATRONISING.

Shellfish not kosher. Hope Aviv isn't too bothered.

I'm going to ignore everything else about him and focus on the wine.

To be fair, I think even gregggg could out cook today and yesterday's lot.

Same here four.

We have the dane (only needs about two weeks a day, but 20 gallons at a time), and three spanners and they never sit down for five minutes - and make sure that I don't either.

I, however, and up and down like a whore's drawers

Marcus mentioned the cross contamination. Thank god.

They need to make remote-controlled doors more accessible for the average person.

Fuck me, me cat could cook better than these people

So Greg and Monny will get food poisoning but Marcus will be ok!!

I wondered about shellfish and kosher-osity.

Greggg and "good boy" - what a wanker!

That looks like someone was sick on the plate

@buttonup26 you’d think he’d have warned them!

That looks horrible . . .but so have they all.

A whole bottle of wine.
I'm glad Marcus wouldn't eat IT in case of death, but let gregggg eat it.
Another nice easy snack from Marcus.

DREGGGG saying 'Gotcha' thoughtfully like he might be about to cook the dish

Lot of alcohol in that sauce. Gimme

Hang on, so did the other two eat it and only then did Marcus point out the cross contamination?!

Liver. I like liver.

Oops, should have been GREGGGG. DREGGG suits him though

Sorry I think I'm a few minutes behind