Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

Yuck

Not edible, but Shitface still shovels it in - and who the hell gave him the right to criticise?

Grandad DRINK!!!

Fuckery The worst thing about having dogs is Winter.

Check out his mono brow!

I'll be drunk at the end of the episode at this rate. MOAR wine.

Well at least this one says he's cooked them before.

He seems relatively competent. You know, compared with the other chefs we've seen this week.

Mono's done OK

That's an impressive monobrow.

It's like the way my son used to draw birds when he was little.

That ain't a soooorse

@SchadenfreudePersonified a unicorn Great Dane! You’ll be able to hire him out for kids parties

Does it vex anyone you NEVER see them clean the chopping board or wash their hands and they touch EVERYTHING! Yuk

@doadeer YESSS

"Monny" didn'tt look too impressed there.

Agree on hand washing and they touch the food so much

Band man

Was worse yesterday with that disgusting looking bird on the chopping board. 🤢

Grouchy and Fuckery Winter is the worst. In summer the door is open all the time so they can see themselves in and out. I am up and down like a fiddler's elbow with three of them.

I've tried to post a picture of him for your to admire, but it won't do it.

He is not 33!!!!!! He looks like my dad

Ooh the wine!!!!!

A bottle of wine to start off with? This chef is my favourite.

Well this guy seems willing to give it a go 🤣

There are no boundaries or limits to my cooking. Especially when adding wine.