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Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

926 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:31

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

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jay55 · 20/11/2019 20:29

It's quite American pancake with scrambled egg.

buttonup26 · 20/11/2019 20:30

Shirleyphallus ha ha obviously not

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/11/2019 20:30

Wommin!

Wolfcub · 20/11/2019 20:30

Fingers crossed she can cook

Binglebong · 20/11/2019 20:31

I love your DH!

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:31

@PotterHead1985 My lovely Nana did the same thing and her daughter had to take herself to catering college. High five to Nana Grin

BertrandRussell · 20/11/2019 20:31

“Bit strong for me,so it is.....”
She’s my favourite.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/11/2019 20:31

So did mine Lulu!😆

Halsall · 20/11/2019 20:32

Oh dear..................

Wolfcub · 20/11/2019 20:32

Oh dear no

PotterHead1985 · 20/11/2019 20:32

@TheDogsMother snap with mam!!!

ilovesooty · 20/11/2019 20:33

Poor Miranda.

Footle · 20/11/2019 20:34

That was a pig of a skills test, Monica.

ProperVexed · 20/11/2019 20:34

Admired Miranda may be no more. Such a pity cos she was lovely

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/11/2019 20:34

That looks like one of my pancakes. Needs golden syrup. In fact that's me and dds tea sorted tomorrow.

buttonup26 · 20/11/2019 20:34

I married a chef... why have a dog and bark?

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:34

Aww poor Miranda. I do think these skills tests are geared to classically trained chefs.

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:35

Hats off to you @buttonup26. That's brilliant

PotterHead1985 · 20/11/2019 20:36

Piggin

ilovesooty · 20/11/2019 20:36

Looks like a big pigeon.

Footle · 20/11/2019 20:36

Hope pigeon is not still cooing

ShirleyPhallus · 20/11/2019 20:36

Stu’s got rather blue eyes and is quite pretty

I think I shall name him Boy Band Stu

ThursdayLastWeek · 20/11/2019 20:37

I think this guys goatee makes him look like a 21st century Musketeer

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/11/2019 20:37

I've now got scruffy dog so I can't see tv or type.

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:38

At least he didn't say 'this is my life on a plate'