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Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

926 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:31

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

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fourquenelles · 20/11/2019 20:22

Love egg and chips

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:23

Evening @Wolfcub

PotterHead1985 · 20/11/2019 20:23

A pastry chef who hasn't heard of crepe soufflé?!! Even mam has heard of it!!!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/11/2019 20:23

I do Bing. Love egg and chips.
He's being a knob. They won't like him.

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:23

Ooh that crepe is a bit thick

Lulu1919 · 20/11/2019 20:24

Urmmm

Footle · 20/11/2019 20:24

You're welcome @ThursdayLastWeek , so you are.

Lulu1919 · 20/11/2019 20:24

What the heck is that !??
Sam how was that ....???? Ha ha ha

jay55 · 20/11/2019 20:25

Looks a bit eggy.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/11/2019 20:25

Well that looks appetizing.🤢

Binglebong · 20/11/2019 20:25

Fucking hell, getting them to do something they've never even heard of? Worse than bake off technicals, at least they have some instruction.

ThursdayLastWeek · 20/11/2019 20:25

TBF I didn’t like the look of Monica’s either.

Footle · 20/11/2019 20:26

Poor Sam

ShirleyPhallus · 20/11/2019 20:26

Why does he keep saying oui?!

ProperVexed · 20/11/2019 20:26

Ah. This one has the obligatory tatts

Halsall · 20/11/2019 20:26

Nice, slag off your mother, why don't you, Stu? Hmm

Binglebong · 20/11/2019 20:26

Think we need a sharing table in here! Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/11/2019 20:27

They're all fucking head chefs at Fine Dining places. Hang on, did he say he's at a Michelin starred place?

buttonup26 · 20/11/2019 20:27

Chefs say oui in the kitchen when they are answering their superiors

Footle · 20/11/2019 20:27

@propervexed, I think the tatts are like go-faster stripes

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:27

Perhaps Stu's mum was the clever one. If she didn't cook someone else would have to

Binglebong · 20/11/2019 20:28

Monica's face! Grin

ShirleyPhallus · 20/11/2019 20:29

@buttonup26 he clearly didn’t get the memo about Gregg being a cockney greengrocer and not a chef himself then Grin

Lulu1919 · 20/11/2019 20:29

Hubby who doesn't cook said looks like a pasty with gravy!

PotterHead1985 · 20/11/2019 20:29

@TheDogsMother have you met my mam?!!!?