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Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

926 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:31

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

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ThursdayLastWeek · 20/11/2019 20:38

Oh haha Shirley two different takes there Grin

PotterHead1985 · 20/11/2019 20:39

Puddin chef not doing puddin

ShirleyPhallus · 20/11/2019 20:39

Actual lol @ThursdayLastWeek, nice cross post

Maybe we name him the Boy Band Musketeer?

Wolfcub · 20/11/2019 20:39

Why if he is a patisserie is he doing fish

PotterHead1985 · 20/11/2019 20:40

Well ya don't have pastry skills so far Grin

Footle · 20/11/2019 20:41

Celery-ac?

ThursdayLastWeek · 20/11/2019 20:41

Boy Band Musketeer Grin

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:41

Wow there are some fusions going on here

ilovesooty · 20/11/2019 20:42

Shut up Greggg

buttonup26 · 20/11/2019 20:42

Let's hope it blows Gregg's head off

jay55 · 20/11/2019 20:42

Do they group them by lamb, fish, etc?

fourquenelles · 20/11/2019 20:43

Has Gregggg branched out into fishmongery? There seems to be a LOT of fish this series.

ilovesooty · 20/11/2019 20:43

Me on the plate.

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:44

Oh no Arbinder. Dish sounds lovely but you've just done the MC buzzword bingo. 'Me on a plate'

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/11/2019 20:44

Love Kerala food.
Dh has just made the obligatory salamander joke. Sigh. Then said I wish he did cook one so we could see Gregg get his greedy chops round it.

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:44

@ilovesooty Grin

ThursdayLastWeek · 20/11/2019 20:44

I don’t like celeriac and I don’t like brown presentation.

Footle · 20/11/2019 20:45

Yay Sam!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/11/2019 20:45

Sam's got the Poo plates.

ilovesooty · 20/11/2019 20:45

I'm pleased for Sam.

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:45

Ooh that's pretty

ThursdayLastWeek · 20/11/2019 20:46

(I also don’t like red haired men who take pride in being overly competitive but I realise I’m projecting)

ShirleyPhallus · 20/11/2019 20:46

Oh good work, fish-pastry man

Wolfcub · 20/11/2019 20:46

Fuuuuuuk orf Greg

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2019 20:47

Fuckkkkk offff Gregggg

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