Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

Sorry I'm late. She did well didn't she

I like vermouth with him if that helps.
We once got kicked out of a restaurant because we complained about the monkfish. We said it was over cooked. The chef came out full of hell and then my dh bounced it on the plate. And he cooked it in red wine!
Oh bless her, she's a tryer. Fuck me, she said it was under.

Lorena's great

I didn’t hear where she said she grew up? I love the mix of Asian and NI accents she has!

Grew up in the Philippines and NI, so she did.

I'm looking forward to the signature dishes. We have such a great mix of nationalities and influences today

Thanks @Halsall, I hope she’s well too. MC lot are lovely

French Indian. Well he's doing ok too.

Arbinder's a cool one, I like him.

My dinner is tasty.

Trofe pasta with pancetta pistachio courgettes and cream and garlic focaccia

He's lovely and calm.

I loved her reaction to the vermouth. And Monica's reaction to the reaction.

How to you get to be head chef in an embassy and not know what you're doing?! Was completely unsurprised an navy man being good yesterday - bet he wouldnt have been allowed by navy to film if he wasnt up to scratch!

Sauce is too wet, fuck off gregggggg

Handsome man!

FUCK OFF GREGGGG you speaking clock bumhole

Crepe souffle. Ok.

Sounds delicious Potterhead, can I share?

I'm on ersatz cornetto. Addicted to them just now and they have the right level of elegance for masterchef.

Am I the only one who likes to eat things like egg and chips while watching and sniggering at pretentiousness?

This is crazy hard.

Thanks Footle

@Binglebong course if you share next time you have egg and chips

Wow. I'd never heard of this before.

Me too, bingle

Evening all. I missed last night and I'm late tonight.

Ohhh mon that is a challenge !!

Let's see how good he really is at patisserie