Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

OhWhat I'm LOLing about Smike

That's a very nice looking pie, even if it has gross cheese in it.

I'm liking shippy chef

I do like a pie. Her Majesty's finest did well. Rule Britannia.

Those morel mushrooms give me the creeps...

Well, if there was a blackberry shortage we know why.

Did I hear that correctly? Has the vinegar got tuna in it?

Kurtus is Spy from Mad magazine

Proper yep. I looked it up. It's Japanese - rice vinegar with tuna flakes steeped in it.

It's Bonito vinegar, so yes, will have fish/tuna

Gregggg wants more butter. Whats new?

BIWI and Halsall...thanks for that. Sounds awful but I suppose it's the same principle as salty anchovies

Hang on a mo? That lamb is cooked beautifully, not baa ing.

I'm astounded that this dessert is good. It sounded terrifying.

Don't talk about what's happening in your mouth, Gregggg, just don't. I can't stand it.

This was a much better group.

I reckon pudding builder and jug ears to go through along with In The Navy.

Good for Ben!

I thought Georgie was ok. Sad to see her go.

You called it, Fairies !

Higher standard than so far. Well that avoided the shit show on itv neatly. See you tomoz.

Off to drool over some proper cooking now with Rick!

Sorry to see Georgie go too. What's with the women in this series - very few seem to be getting past the first round.

Just caught up. Spanish class called. See you all tomorrow.

I just got to do a survey about Masterchef. One of the questions was "What did you dislike about the programme" and writing about the terrible GG was very cathartic.