Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

Do it for the wimmin, Georgie.

I'd be stabbing Gregg right about now.

First one to taste her food. I want her to do good.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Phew! Mainly a good showing from our wumman.

I bet she could have toasted a sarnie.

Ooh deer

Muntjac? They are tiny.

He likes his oil, does Navy Kirk.

Navy Boy says his dish has synergy. What bollocks

All right, who's nicked my kids' Cooking is a Game You Can Eat? Fay Maschler no less

First smoked dish?

My mum made amazing stuffed lambs belly when I was small.

Jerusalem artichokes make you fart terribly

Sounds revolting.....

Ok who does Curtis look like? I'm getting a Smike vibe.

First mention of bav-waaaaa this series, I think?

DRIIIINK!

Don't you dare smoke my strawberries

I've gone right off Hot Builder Chef. This sounds like a tour through someone's essential oils collection.

Badger builder may be easy on the eye but his dish? Sounds awful.

WTF is it with Gregggggg's obsession with SAUCE? He never stops droning on about it.

We used to call them nastichokes

There's a lot of cheffy wankery tonight. Essence, synergy, vegetables that have no place in pudding, tiny deer.

Here yer wan is going for it isn't she

I wonder where Ben's sett is.

That little pie looks really good