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Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

926 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:31

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

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GrouchyKiwi · 19/11/2019 20:27

I like this chef. I hope he does a good job.

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ProperVexed · 19/11/2019 20:27

Builder who looks like a badger! Only been cooking 3.5 years. This should be good

Lulu1919 · 19/11/2019 20:28

Eeek what is he doing ?????

NotOnMyWatchSunshine · 19/11/2019 20:28

HELLO BEN!!

GrouchyKiwi · 19/11/2019 20:28

Scary start, Ben.

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Halsall · 19/11/2019 20:28

An ex-builder with Crohn's and a Mallen streak. Interesting.

Yes, I know, Potter . I'm a heathen. It's the texture, it's too gloopy.

NotOnMyWatchSunshine · 19/11/2019 20:29

Oh god... oh Ben. You've made me look a fool. Ben, Ben, Ben. SMH.

PotterHead1985 · 19/11/2019 20:29

Sorry builders bum but I won't be eating that methinks

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/11/2019 20:29

He ain't gonna do it.

theluckiest · 19/11/2019 20:29

Ben's risotto might be lacking but man alive, he is well tasty....

ProperVexed · 19/11/2019 20:29

Halsall The Mallen Streak....takes me back....

GrouchyKiwi · 19/11/2019 20:29

Oh Ben. How are you going to decorate our screens for a long time if you cook like that?

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Charley50 · 19/11/2019 20:30

Bit easier than razor clams and offal!

PotterHead1985 · 19/11/2019 20:30

@Halsall ah yer grand. You mentioned the golden word: texture. I am a fiend there. I'm so particular about textures. Like soggy carrots 🤮

RomaineCalm · 19/11/2019 20:30

BIWI we should have kept it - it's selling for £46 on Amazon.

For anyone joining me in the "Jay Rayner Appreciation Club", I enjoyed his article this week about Christmas dinners:

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/nov/18/what-does-a-food-critic-cook-for-christmas-jay-rayner

ProperVexed · 19/11/2019 20:30

Bye bye Ben ( he could have been our bit of rough)

FairiesontheSwing · 19/11/2019 20:31

Oh dear. Poor showing from the silver fox.

I still would Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 19/11/2019 20:31

Oh no. Don't say those fatal words, Ben.

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Lulu1919 · 19/11/2019 20:31

Let's all sing......Things can only get better ......

Charley50 · 19/11/2019 20:31

I love Jay Raynor but I'm a bit behind you lot.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/11/2019 20:31

Risotto ends up being my default dish when eating at pizza/pasta places. I long for a really good one.
I'd love to work at somewhere that has a private chef.

jay55 · 19/11/2019 20:32

Unusual to have an older British woman, by older I mean above 25, not real life older.

Halsall · 19/11/2019 20:32

Come on, rather posh private dining chef lady. Don't let us down here.

Lulu1919 · 19/11/2019 20:33

Oooohhh classy

ProperVexed · 19/11/2019 20:33

Georgie knows what she's doing. Hurrah. At last.